How did you do that?

[Vrex360]

Easy, I waved to my sister who was watching the movie I was in, in an entirely different time zone no less.

How did you manage to Kill Bill?

 

[oppp7]

I used a cell phone near him every day and 30 years later he got brain cancer.
How did you defeat the 300 Spartans?

 

[Vrex360]

Spoiler

That's how I defeated those wussy spartans.

How did you date that beautiful alien chick?

 

[Code Monkey]

I looked at a walkthrough online.

How did you defeat Santa Christ?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I put a spider in his cereal.

How did you get your tooth out?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I attached it to a bottle rocket

How did you find out my secret recipe

 

[oppp7]

I read your mind.
How did you grow a metalic life form?

 

[Ren3004]

With SCIENCE!


How did you beat SCIENCE!?

 

[Pegghead]

I used the power of the almighty.

How did you remake a piano into a trumpet?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I restructured its atoms

How did you learn to fly with a pineapple

 

[oppp7]

Catapults.
How did you learn to fly backwards?

 

[CounterAttack]

I jumped into a portal the wrong way.

How did you build the Large Hamster Collider?

 

[Code Monkey]

Hamster Collider, I hardly know her!

How did you not see that one coming?

 

[oppp7]

I- oppp7, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Counterattack has some of the best comebacks of all time.
How did you not see THAT one coming?

 

[CounterAttack]

I was the one who did it. *takes off hood* I'm Kanye!

How did you see that one coming?

 

[Code Monkey]

Oh, I can think of a few reasons.

How did you make ice cream soup?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Melted it, added some more stuff.

How did you make this soup taste like the depths of a volcano?

 

[War Penguin]

That's no soup. That's the actual depths of a volcano. Why the fuck are you drinking that?

How did you survive the latest alien invasion?

 

[oppp7]

I only used a rusty fork, a small length of wire, and 40374 soldiers armed with grenade launchers.
How did you count to 7457457348873481298989192312235672?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I used my fingers

How did you create a new dimension