How did you do that?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 10, 2010

Program glitch.

How did you break this mp3?

Neonbob · Feb 10, 2010

I ruined your computer too. You just haven't noticed yet.

How did you make diamonds out of air?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 10, 2010

Alchemy.

How did you make a rock harder than diamonds using only bird saliva?

Code Monkey · Feb 10, 2010

I used duct tape. You can do anything with that stuff.

How did you spin straw into gold?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 10, 2010

I beat the crap out of Rumpledforeskin or what ever his name was and made him work for me.

How did you get cyber stalked?

Code Monkey · Feb 10, 2010

Well, he had a trustworthy screen name...

How did you quit smoking?

CounterAttack · Feb 10, 2010

Quite easily. I never started.

How did you give up binge drinking?

ottenni · Feb 10, 2010

I took up sport.

How did you break that.

Code Monkey · Feb 10, 2010

It was like that when I got here.

How did you learn Klingon?

WafflesandBacon · Feb 10, 2010

I fell asleep at a Star Trek conviction

How did you win my game?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 10, 2010

It was on easy.

How did you loose on easy?

Code Monkey · Feb 10, 2010

My controller ran out of batteries.

How did you prove evolution?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 10, 2010

I am Goggalor!
[sup]Cookie for reference.[/sup]

How did you not get that reference?

Kuchinawa212 · Feb 10, 2010

Because I got ninja'd

How did you come up with it?

oppp7 · Feb 10, 2010

I used my brain.
How did you turn my brain into a hampster?

CounterAttack · Feb 10, 2010

My transmogrifier gun.

How did you know where that came from?

oppp7 · Feb 10, 2010

I play Guild Wars?
How did I fail?

Neonbob · Feb 10, 2010

You died.

How did you take all my water?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 10, 2010

I made them listen to reap.

How did you think I said "rape?!" I said Reap!

Kuchinawa212 · Feb 10, 2010

I changed it when you weren't looking

How did you not see that one coming?