How did you do that?

[Mr.Mudkip]

With a huge ladder.

How did you kill me?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot you in the face.
Easy enough.

How did you refurbish your lungs?

 

[ShockValue]

Bleach. Didn't work out so well.

How did you get all that gold?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip infighting.

how did you crucify yourself?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a long neck and strong muscles.
It was painful, and so not worth it, but I did it.

How did you resurrect a squirrel?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm a man of science, duh.

How did you get into my pants.

 

[Neonbob]

I teleported...this is awkward.

How did you mess with my calculations?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I threw in some random variables.

How did you find a pebble in the Marianas Trench?

 

[Neonbob]

I had a new kind of sonar that used the screams of innocents.
It gives very high definition scans.

How did you make Saturn collapse?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I told it that it wasn't a real planet

How did you hurt my feelings

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed them. Didn't you notice?

How did you burn your name into your hair?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Micro lazers.

How did you go to the Abyssal Plain and... SLEEP?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm used to pressure. It wasn't that hard.

How did you force information into your head?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With a plunger

How did you listen to that entire Celine Dion album

 

[Neonbob]

I told myself I was allowed to stab her eyes out if I did.

How did you suck your ears out?

 

[oppp7]

I used a vaccuum.
How did you divide by zero?

 

[Neonbob]

I ignored conventional math.

How did you enjoy your torture session?

 

[CounterAttack]

I was the torturer.

How did you survive the Iron Maiden?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a technique called the Iron Shirt.

How did you detail your sex life without making me hurl?

 

[slowpoke999]

By writing it on a white board(and by write I mean do nothing)

How did you do the electric boogalo?