How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I hooked myself up to a generator and hoped for the best.

How did you curve your bullet?

 

[slowpoke999]

HAX

How did you shoop da woop?

 

[j1-2themax]

With my psychic powers, of course.

How do you not have psychic powers?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I had to exchange it to learn hypnotize big daddy

How did you destroy Rapture

 

[ottenni]

With Fire. Figure that one out.

How did you bake that rock?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I used my easy bake oven

How did you eat that rock

 

[ottenni]

With my Diamond encrusted teeth!!

How did you amass such a post count??

 

[Sleekgiant]

By posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting and posting

How did you copy/paste my heart away

 

[oppp7]

Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
...and organs.
How did you get a replacement?

 

[j1-2themax]

Um... I got lucky... Don't look in my closet, OK?

How did you get that very pretty badge?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Blowing up a planet. Literally...

How did you eat Mars?

 

[Ren3004]

It's just a candy bar... it's not very hard.


How did you rob that casino?

 

[Disaster Button]

I made the casino rob itself, and then blackmailed its wife into giving me the money.

How did you pole vault over that giant pool of jelly?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't stop to think about it.
I just did it.

How did you break a lock?

 

[Ren3004]

With a hammer.

How did you break a hammer?

 

[j1-2themax]

With a bigger hammer.

How did you build the Empire State Building in seven minutes?

 

[Dark Knifer]

It was made out of lego and I had a big bag of weed with me.

How did you get the part of Director in a James cameron film?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I punched him the the face and made him make me one.

How did you get me arrested like that?

 

[ottenni]

You wouldn't stop dancing.

How did you grow your hair so long?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I went super saiyen 3 after getting angry at MW2.

How did you escape death row?