How did you do that?

[Fury Is Me.]

I'm a ninja

How did you survive the shuriken that i just threw into your back?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

YOU'RE A GOD!!!!

How do i get away from your omipotence?

 

[Neonbob]

You can't. Hah.

How did you lose your head to a banker?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

He took the gun away from me

How am i still talking? i'm dead.

 

[Neonbob]

I gave you a voicebox and a recorded set of lines.
For fun.

How did you avoid my car?

 

[CounterAttack]

I wore the Gray Cowl when I killed the girl, then took it off as I left the scene.

How did you steal my secret blueprints, which are guarded by an entire room full of laser defenses?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

i'm a ghost.

how am i able to hold anything physical?

 

[Neonbob]

I facking designed you that way!

How did you let get out of that predicament?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I Are did understand none speech you

How did i find this awesome Sephiroth avatar?

 

[Neonbob]

You did a google image search.

How did you mess up formatting?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

It was a JPEG and i had to shrink it

How did you find yours?

 

[Neonbob]

I had a user called Fanboy to make it for me.

How did you throw liquid at someone?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I never did, i made my avatar throw BLACK MATERIA at someone

How did you hit a spot in the ocean populated with so many whales

 

[Neonbob]

Radar and a spysuit.
Disguises come in very handy sometimes.

How did you wake up the entire East Coast?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With my awesome stereo, es bumpin' holmes

How did you shut down my club

 

[Fury Is Me.]

ALL POWERFUL EVICTION NOTICE!

How did you escape before my avatar could find you?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a nuke and he died. Not that hard, surprisingly.

How did you move matter?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

THE POWER OF THE PLANET!

How does it feel to have nuked endangered species and rendered their habitat uninhabitable due to radiation?

 

[Neonbob]

Wonderful.
Very, VERY wonderful.

How did you slip up while walking downhill?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Gravity maybe?

How do you not know of the awesome powers of gravity?