How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

Radiation and a bad case of rabies...siiiigh.

How did you get people to like drugs?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

By having other people hate them

How did you beat Tetris?

 

[CounterAttack]

I prayed to Tetrises for victory.

How did you use accents in your posts?
[sub]Seriously, I have no idea. I can't get them right.[/sub]

 

[Sleekgiant]

I enabled accent cookies

How did that make sense

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By bouncing a sniper round on a wall and head shotting two other players.

How did you say that was not epic?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

By doing something more Epic



How did you learn to use

Code

?

 

[CounterAttack]

It was simple really, I replaced my left thumb with a USB plug and plugged myself in. Then my PC downloaded all the info straight to my brain.

How did you build me a new thumb?

 

[Code Monkey]

I made it in shop class.

How did you surgically remove my brain?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't
You sneezed it out.

How did you not get the reference?

 

[CounterAttack]

Easily.

How did you rip someone's skull out of their head and beat them to death with it?

 

[brtshstel]

I telepathically separated them and retracted them back into the eye socket. The eyes just fall out.

How did you eat that without choking on the bones?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I surgically removed my throat to do that. I even got paid in the process!

How did you swim through the Bermuda triangle?

 

[Vrex360]

Easy, I used the Loch Ness Monster as a raft.

How did you defeat the Kraken?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I had Lara help

How did you get banned from 4chan

 

[Vrex360]

I dared to be mature and to talk with respect to other people... they didn't like that let me tell you.

How did you manage to get help from Lara Croft in slaying my Kraken?

 

[CounterAttack]

I convinced her to... distract the kraken while I backstabbed it.

How did you avoid an unfortunate smelting accident?

 

[ottenni]

I didn't. I mean, i'm very flexible.

How did you eat so much jelly?

 

[brtshstel]

It was an unrealistically short building, and I landed on a tarp.

How did you make a working glass toaster?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Levitation. I am a mage.

How did you puke out a wizard tower?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I developed the hydrogen bomb for the military, and ever since then, i've loved them.

How did you steal my damn sandwich?! *Stabs Goat*