How did you do that?

[Dr.Susse]

Made it myself.

Why is everything so bright?

 

[Neonbob]

Well, staring at the sun will make everything far too bright...

How did you get a show on Comedy Central?

 

[Scde2]

Tricked people into thinking I was funny.

Where did you find that cat?

 

[Neonbob]

In my back pocket.

HOW DID YOU lose a pair of keys that was sewn into your skin?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Left my skin in the wash.

Where should you take your first date?

 

[Zeromaeus]

That damn adventurer cut them out.

How did you manage to get struck by lightning twice?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I was hugging a Jacobs ladder.

Where should I keep my old gum?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Your Sister's Bed


How should i take down a Cyberdemon?

 

[Scde2]

EMP and a plasma grenade.

Where's Waldo?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Not quite the right format, but use an EMP/rocket launcher.

How did you get this game wrong?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

By not reading the manual (too fucking long)

How Do you beat I Wanna Be The Guy?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I died about 500 times per boss.

How did you beat hard mode on IWBTG.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

I didnt, i stuck to Medium

How did you kill THE GUY's last form?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I watched a tutorial and died a lot.

How did you like the finale to Code Geass?

 

[Neonbob]

I don't know. I haven't seen it.

How did you generalize an entire culture?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

by calling them all iguanas

(P.S: i loved the ending but the sword was painful to watch [in a good way])

How did you go super saiyan?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't shit for a year, and the constipation made me yell loud enough to get my power raised waaay the hell up.

How did you evolve in an hour?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Evolution stone. Hurt like hell though.

How did you catch MewTwo without him liquefying your brain?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

being braindead

How did you kill Chaos?

 

[Neonbob]

I injected him with a crystal lattice that was indestructible. The inherent order blew him up.

How did you get insured by a crackhead?