How did you do that?

[Fury Is Me.]

Scissors, safety scissors.

How did you divide by 0 successfully?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Must...resist.....
Chuck Norris
[sub]Damnit! [/sub]

How did you change the color of that window?

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

By painting it with the blood of my fallen enemies.

How did you survive the zombocalypse?

 

[Neonbob]

I stocked upon ammo. WOOOO!

How did you get past people in a car?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Drive right through.

How did you escape that elaborate death trap?

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

My awesome ninja skills.

How did you consume three gallons of coke?

 

[axle 19]

I drank it over the course of three days along with a pound of mentos.
My insides are all tingly.

How did you pay for my hospital bills?

 

[Neonbob]

I sold other people's organs until I had the cash.

How did you get me in a tub of ice?

 

[UnusualStranger]

I told you the last whale was inside of it.

How did you manage to turn night into day?

 

[axle 19]

I knocked you out and sent you to Mexico.
I hope you don't miss your kidney.

How did you outsmart the supercomputer?

 

[UnusualStranger]

A guy in mexico taught me a lot.

How did you get out of that maze?

 

[Scde2]

With a satellite.

How did you blow up the can?

 

[Neonbob]

I stuffed it with C4 and shoved it up someone's ass. :-D

How did you suffer through five years with a psycho *****?

 

[axle 19]

I locked her in a padded cell.
The pads work wonders with soundproofing.

How did you get to the moon?

 

[therealsomeguy]

A very very large slingshot...it was on my intergalatic spaceship i used to got to the moon

How did you cope with the loss of your pet rock?

 

[Queen Michael]

Meh, it's a rock. There are plenty of them to go around.
How did you defeat the evil plans of the ninja overlord?

 

[darth jacen]

I called in Sam, and he got serious

How did you drink that vat of acid?

 

[LeonLethality]

easily but now I am in a lot of pain.

how did you launch a bunny 100 meters in the air?

 

[Neonbob]

I punted the thing. How else?

How did you become transparent?

 

[LeonLethality]

I painted myself with invisible paint!

How did you save Neonbob from the spoon digging slave labour?