How did you do that?

[UnusualStranger]

Gave him a powerful spork.

How did you survive that fall?

 

[brtshstel]

I was born with genetically engineered DNA with some flying squirrel properties. I just spread my arms and legs out and floated harmlessly to the surface.

How did you solve the transporter problems while in warp? (Star Trek reference)

 

[Neonbob]

I used my 9th level genius intellect to reprogram it while in flux.

How did you lose an arm to that fiddler crab?

 

[Scde2]

Lost it in a bet.

How did you capture that turkey?

 

[Neonbob]

With a net. And a car.
And three hundred rednecks all around it.

How did you make love to a CD?

 

[Scde2]

Viagra and determination...

Why are you nuking the whales?

 

[therealsomeguy]

idk, gotta nuke something


How did you change the template?

 

[HTID Raver]

with my mind


how did you ecscape prison?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A prison made from jelly isn't hard to get out of.

how did you beat Betty White?

 

[darth jacen]

With a stick

How did you melt the steel with ice?

 

[Neonbob]

I dropped the melting point of steel to -70[sup]o[/sup]

How did you get yourself off of the internet?

 

[Asturiel]

I twisted the tubes. No more interweb babies!

How did you break the game?

 

[Zeromaeus]

With a hammer.

How did you assassinate Atkinson?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With hate mail.

How did you become a shadow?

 

[darth jacen]

Sat in the sun at the right angle

How did you finish TES: oblivion in one sitting?

 

[oppp7]

Hacks. On a related note, flying is awesome.

How did you hack Oblivion?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Mods. Its standard procedure really...

How did you not know that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I live under a large rock.

How did you not notice my starfisheness?

 

[axle 19]

You were under that rock?
Well that would explain the noises and smells.

How did you sail around the world in five minutes?

 

[oppp7]

It's more like 'through.'

How did you eat an entire redwood tree?