How did you do that?

[Zeromaeus]

I'm a wood dragon (Fairy Tail).

How did you beat the land shark?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a land octopus.

How did you think that was disturbing?

 

[axle 19]

I kicked it into the ocean.
Ironically it got eaten by other sharks.

Dammit Ninja'ed

I didn't, I'm incapable of being disturbed.

How did you return from the Island of No Return?

 

[Scde2]

I mispelled the name

Why did you throw me out?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a boat and divine aid.
By telling you to go away.

How did you contract Ignorant Aids?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I brought a teleport scroll

How did you survive that barrage of sniper rifle bullets?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a ninja.

How did you get ninja'd like that?

 

[oppp7]

I loaded it late.

How did you ninja me with the below post?

 

[axle 19]

I hacked the site and changed the post times.

How did you keep me from getting caught?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I shot the mods! >

How did you create radioactive toothpaste?

 

[oppp7]

Radioactive sludge.

How did you become one with the bear?

 

[Uncreative]

Pureed fairies my friend.
didn't you always wonder why they glowed?
NINJA!

I learned their ways through years of imitation and Salmon diets.

How did you hypnotize that turtle?

 

[axle 19]

I left a tube of crest in the fusion reactor.
It was an accident, I swear.

How did you create a good videogame movie?

 

[Neonbob]

I had a two way ticket...
I hired an awesome director.

How did you forget that last hour of your life?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Booze. Lots of it.

How was that Chateau Romani?

 

[oppp7]

Great! The cats loved it!

How did you cure cancer?

 

[Neonbob]

Massive radiation treatments.

How did you make the light so much brighter?

 

[oppp7]

I set everything on fire.

How did you help me?

 

[axle 19]

I put you in a straight jacket.

How did you outrun a car on foot?

 

[Scde2]

It was the first car ever made.

How did you end an empire?