deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 19, 2010 #5,781 I downloaded the rocket boot plug-in for my GPS. How did you know she was wearing a disguise?
Glaive_21842 New member Dec 21, 2009 357 0 0 Jun 19, 2010 #5,782 Black isn't a natural skin tone... How did you make your hair white?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 19, 2010 #5,783 It's not. You're looking at the negative. How did you get it out of the envelope without opening it?
Code Monkey New member Mar 21, 2009 1,799 0 0 Jun 19, 2010 #5,784 I convinced it to come out with my excellent debating skills. How did you go back in time?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 19, 2010 #5,785 I stole a DeLorian. How does it feel champ?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 19, 2010 #5,786 Should've asked that at least 14 bells ago. How did you find a free parking space in new york?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 19, 2010 #5,787 Used A gun How did I get so crazy?
capin Rob New member Apr 2, 2010 7,447 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,788 You don't have social skills. Why am I so loved by women?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,789 Your meds haven't worn off yet. How did I get in this conversation?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,790 It all started with a mommy and a daddy.... Why am I shirtless and screaming at mice?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,791 Your meds have worn off. How did the wood chuck chuck wood, in a petrified forest?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,356 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,792 It was in my pants. How did you search my pants without my notice?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,793 I have the hands of a safe-cracker. How did I make toast?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,794 You made it from a packaged mix. How did you get anybody to eat it?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,795 I threatened their lives How did they react?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,796 Ate the yummy yummy toast. How did you know they're not already dead?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,797 I ate their hands How did I eat their hands?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,798 Presumably with ketchup. How did you survive the supernova?
UnusualStranger Keep a hat handy Jan 23, 2010 13,588 0 41 Jun 20, 2010 #5,799 Went into a wormhole. How did you build a huge magnifying glass?
superbatranger narf Apr 29, 2010 4,148 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #5,800 Very carefully, of course. How did I win that prize?