"How did you know"

[BiscuitTrouser]

I never tell anyone something i wouldnt be prepared to tell everyone. I told all my friends different girls in answer for who i had a crush on, many of them were best friends or eachother. Brilliant day, their confusion made me smile. It was even funnier when i said "I tell you a secret and you all go behind my back to talk about it? How could you?!" Their faces. It took em one day to work out every single one had been duped. They dont ask me who i have a crush on anymore.

It did happen once by accident... good day but surprising. I told a mate i would ask out A girl today, one of my best friends as it happens. He then went and said to her "hey hes asking someone out" and she realised it was her (it was pretty obvious). It was when i said to her "Hey..." and she went "why dont we skip this part and just say yes?" It stuns you for a while when that happens. My face must have been priceless as my other best friend who was present was dying with laughter.

 

[EeveeElectro]

My best friend said he knew I was going to dump my ex for my new boyfriend about 3 months ago. But, it was quite obvious, with all the pictures I had up of him and me and how much I talked about him. Still freaked me out a little though.

 

[wewontdie11]

I don't generally have secrets much and I can't say that exact type of situation has ever happened to me.

Although something kinda similar was one time when I asked out my oldest friend's ex-girlfriend when I was drunk once. She clarified what I meant and politely declined because she was already seeing somebody that I wasn't aware of. A couple of weeks later when I had pieced together what I had said to her I decided to confront my friend about it because it's not really something you should keep hidden from one of your closest buddies. We went out for a couple of beers and I told him that I asked his ex, who he then hated, out for a drink expecting him to be pissed off and to have him expecting better from me of all people. He simply replied with "Yea I know. Don't worry about it." then continued sipping his pint. I wasn't expecting him to be that calm until I figured that she must have told him before I got to. Curse you!

 

[Asickorphan]

* another ninja high five!* thats what I do things random means thing unnoticeable, maybe because they never pay atention or I'm just too secrety?

p.s. is secrety even a word? XD

 

[sanomaton]

I'm way too easy to read so people usually know immediately when something's bothering me, when I lie, when I have a crush or someone etc. It's a bit embarrassing tbh but this 'problem' has worked well for me, too! Cos recently I met this guy who was just un-freaking-believable. He was handsome and funny and cute and all... And he's my boyfriend now. And this is because he knew almost immediately I had a crush on him - though he wasn't completely sure after a few things happened.

* another ninja high five!* thats what I do things random means thing unnoticeable, maybe because they never pay atention or I'm just too secrety?

p.s. is secrety even a word? XD

I think you'd wanna say stealth. Stealth is a nice word.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Once, a long time ago, i did a dumb thing. I tucked tail and ran (metaphorically) from a girls advances. Dumb right? Well, just recently we were talking and she started laughing and told me i'd better get on with it. I asked what she meant, and she just said. Well you were going to apologize for refusing my advances all those years ago, we both know you like me. And bam, tingle-ness.

Let me get this straight. You refused a girl you liked? Is that what your saying?

If so then present your logic for this descision.

Are you kidding me? You think i have logic to explain why the fuck i did that? Hows this for an answer.

2 years after the debacle i was in a history class, and the teacher had the weirdest topic of discussion. Historical Causality, basically we were prompted with the whole 'what in history would you change' and honest to God that moment was the first thing that slammed into my face like a brick from a major league pitcher.

Fuck Hitler and his dogs, i want to go back there and hug her.

Hug? How long ago was this?

 

[DoctorWhat]

p.s. is secrety even a word? XD

Secretive perhaps?

OT: Nope. Can't say I've had that feeling. Although my memory SUUUUUUUUCKS, so it could have happened, I just don't remember.

 

[Jedoro]

When people think they found out a secret of mine, I:

a) Explain to them how what they think is a lie (when they're wrong)
b) Use misdirection to make them think they're wrong without lying to them (when they're right)

I love doing that second one.

 

[El Poncho]

I was sitting next to this girl I like in art and then this guy came over and asked the girl why we sit next to each other all the time and then quickly replied with do you like him and then quickly again with oh my god you do, which gave me that tingling feeling also leaving us both in silence. Going through my mind at that moment was Oh shit OH shit OH SHIT.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

I can't remember it happening honestly, I'm a damn good liar.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Aunts and Mothers are pretty good at that sort of thing, especially those superior Godmother Auntie hybrids so common in todays society.

*gives ninja high five so stealthily nobody notices*

"what was that?, eh, probably nothing"

 

[Andalusa]

I know what feeling you're talking about.
But I've never actually been caught out. I just get that feeling when someone says out of the blue, "We need to talk." or if they are straying dangerously close to finding out.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I know what feeling you're talking about.
But I've never actually been caught out. I just get that feeling when someone says out of the blue, "We need to talk." or if they are straying dangerously close to finding out.

That makes me shudder, not tingle, but shudder. Girls overuse that phrase way too much, but its power has not waned in the slightest.

 

[Andalusa]

I know what feeling you're talking about.
But I've never actually been caught out. I just get that feeling when someone says out of the blue, "We need to talk." or if they are straying dangerously close to finding out.

That makes me shudder, not tingle, but shudder. Girls overuse that phrase way too much, but its power has not waned in the slightest.

I think it's the the feeling of being put on the spot for me, it could be about anything, and kind of the anticipation, finding out if it is about what you're trying to hide.

 

[AkJay]

Maybe you shouldn't have brought him when you weren't supposed to, eh?

 

[Legion]

The time when my friend correctly guessed the name of the girl I have a crush on. That was a bad day.

I have never been wrong about my friends crushes, every single time I have been right when I have said who they liked.

I am extremely good at reading people except when it involves me somehow. What I mean is that I can tell peoples moods and attitudes towards anyone else but can't tell their opinion/attitude towards me to save my life.

 

[Insanum]

My dad once said "im going on holiday, Look after the house, And if you have friends over, stay out of my bed."

I was like...Read you loud and clear!