How do we kill superman?

[flare09]

I could just make him explode with my mind.

 

[Kollega]

How about infecting Superman with AIDS? If his immune system would be destroyed,then simple cold would be enough to finish him off. But then,as Gormourn pointed out,he will simply be resurrected through the power of writer's arse. So i guess there's really no way to kill Superman once and for all. But wait! How about power of fandom? If Superman will do something utterly retarded/completely evil,fans may require his death! But again,he probably won't do anything like this... Or won't he?.. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[reaper660]

Its simple. Kill the Batman.

 

[TyphoidMary]

I'm a big fan of ignoring him until he goes away and Batman finally takes his rightful place as most important, influential, and overall sexy hero of the DC universe...

Also, Doomsday killed Superman, then he came back and killed the comic book industry.

 

[zauxz]

Kryptonite works, but ghost rider could kill him easilly too.

 

[Nyan Cat]

Shove x10 kryptonite down his throat

 

[KeyMaster45]

*snip*

Absolute mad props on your post dude, if I had a cookie I would give it to you.

And psh, everyone knows Batman would kill him with that knife made of kryptonite he carries around on his utility belt *pushes up glasses and snaps suspenders*

 

[Woem]

 

[ADDLibrarian]

He's already dead. Who do we kill next?

 

[Aussiboy]

We should use a kryptonite cross then we can kill him and be protected if he turns out to be a vampire.

 

[XJ-0461]

Send in Doomsday armed with a kryptonite, with an ability to fire red suns at him.

 

[Player 2]

Didn't Doomsday already do that?

no, I think he survived- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjgzBiGm-mc&feature=PlayList&p=C5E54AC80DF92304&index=8 (most of this is about him getting shot in some t.v series but it was the best I could find)

 

[Cxizent]

Gentlemen. It has come to our attention that we have no idea how to kill Superman.

That's obvious, we hit him with the US Army! Or the US Army armed with Kryptonite bullets. Or something else involving really expensive US Army stuff.

No, it is too dangerous. We should remain silent and allow the poster to be buried under the weight of his own foolish discussions.

I hereby award you this thread. Good job, sir.

 

[Headshot Gamer UK]

drop him in liquid hot magma, then break his spine for good measure

 

[EeveeElectro]

Shake our boobies at them!

 

[DoctorWhat]

Bring in Batman:
http://www.cold-moon.com/images/Motivators/Supers/BatmanWins.jpg

 

[Christemo]

we make Chuck Norris look at him funny.

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

Kryptonite, duh.

That' one way, but also Doomsday did it without Kryptonite.