How do we kill superman?

[Nyan Cat]

Shove x10 kryptonite down his throat

 

[KeyMaster45]

*snip*

Absolute mad props on your post dude, if I had a cookie I would give it to you.

And psh, everyone knows Batman would kill him with that knife made of kryptonite he carries around on his utility belt *pushes up glasses and snaps suspenders*

 

[Woem]

 

[ADDLibrarian]

He's already dead. Who do we kill next?

 

[Aussiboy]

We should use a kryptonite cross then we can kill him and be protected if he turns out to be a vampire.

 

[XJ-0461]

Send in Doomsday armed with a kryptonite, with an ability to fire red suns at him.

 

[Player 2]

Didn't Doomsday already do that?

no, I think he survived- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjgzBiGm-mc&feature=PlayList&p=C5E54AC80DF92304&index=8 (most of this is about him getting shot in some t.v series but it was the best I could find)

 

[Cxizent]

Gentlemen. It has come to our attention that we have no idea how to kill Superman.

That's obvious, we hit him with the US Army! Or the US Army armed with Kryptonite bullets. Or something else involving really expensive US Army stuff.

No, it is too dangerous. We should remain silent and allow the poster to be buried under the weight of his own foolish discussions.

I hereby award you this thread. Good job, sir.

 

[Headshot Gamer UK]

drop him in liquid hot magma, then break his spine for good measure

 

[EeveeElectro]

Shake our boobies at them!

 

[DoctorWhat]

Bring in Batman:
http://www.cold-moon.com/images/Motivators/Supers/BatmanWins.jpg

 

[Christemo]

we make Chuck Norris look at him funny.

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

Kryptonite, duh.

That' one way, but also Doomsday did it without Kryptonite.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Magic is also another weakness along with kryptonite and red sun light.

But magic is for pussies.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Read it yourself.

And that sums up my own opinion about this thread.

Everyone knows by now (Even if you don't like Superman) that the only two things that can kill him are Kryptonite and Chuck Norris.

 

[Music Mole]

Well, seeing as how that Kryptonite Stuff, is more common than dirt on earth the logical answer would be fly spray.

 

[thenoblitt]

Force feed him Kryptonite

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I know you're probably sick of hearing it, but Kryptonite.

 

[Mr. Gency]

DAMNIT! I have no idea! It's not like kryptonite is gonna do anything

 

[GreyWolf257]

Ooh, I want to join the train of "Kryptonite" responses! Here I go *inhales*...

Kryptonite

Hehe! That was fun!