How do you get your thrills out?

manbearpig91

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MattRooney06 said:
manbearpig91 said:
Furburt said:
Blow things up!

Nothing like a homemade fertilizer bomb detonated in the middle of a bog to make you feel LIKE A MAN!

A slightly unhinged man.
I really want to make a mololotov cocktail some day. Its a big dream of mine.
its easy get some flamable liquid a rag a lighter (im assuming yoiu know how to make one)

go find a large car park (super markets or malls are good)

then chuck it

oh make sure you take a hoodie maby a bandana for your face in case of cameras
Thanks

*Formulates plan*
 

manbearpig91

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Continuum said:
Furburt said:
manbearpig91 said:
I really want to make a mololotov cocktail some day. Its a big dream of mine.

Ain't too hard. Just get some petrol, some motor oil and a glass bottle.

When making molotovs, it is never a good idea to use the oily rag method. It's really dangerous to you and It can allow gas to seep from the bottle and bad shit like that. The best way, believe it or not, is to take a tampon that is soaked in petrol and place it on the side of the bottle neck. Then, tie a rubber band around the tampon. Make sure the bottle has a cap on it. Light the tampon and throw hard.
With this ignition method, the bottle must break.
Any other good burning fuse that you can tape to the side is good too. The Finns (who invented it) during the Winter War used storm fuses, but they're hard to get. If you can brave the embarrassment of buying tampons (this assuming you're a man), they really are the best you can get as a civilian.


When making a molotov mixture, one of the easiest mixtures is filling half the bottle with gasoline, and the other half of the bottle with motor oil. It burns really well, but mix it a lot first. I think parafin or tar might work
too, but don't count me on that. If you're wondering why I know this, I'm Irish. It's what we do.

I really hope the CIA doesn't investigate me for this.
I made one of those before and threw it in a tennis court.
That sounds like hours of fun. I have plentiful irish blood, shouldnt be problem
 

GreyWolf257

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Furburt said:
GreyWolf257 said:
Blowing stuff up. Makes for a bitchin' day!

EDIT: Crap, ninja'd!
You're almost at 1000! You must say something witty.
Uh, uh, oh God, what do I do!
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kotorfan04

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Furburt said:
manbearpig91 said:
I really want to make a mololotov cocktail some day. Its a big dream of mine.

Ain't too hard. Just get some petrol, some motor oil and a glass bottle.

When making molotovs, it is never a good idea to use the oily rag method. It's really dangerous to you and It can allow gas to seep from the bottle and bad shit like that. The best way, believe it or not, is to take a tampon that is soaked in petrol and place it on the side of the bottle neck. Then, tie a rubber band around the tampon. Make sure the bottle has a cap on it. Light the tampon and throw hard.
With this ignition method, the bottle must break.
Any other good burning fuse that you can tape to the side is good too. The Finns (who invented it) during the Winter War used storm fuses, but they're hard to get. If you can brave the embarrassment of buying tampons (this assuming you're a man), they really are the best you can get as a civilian.


When making a molotov mixture, one of the easiest mixtures is filling half the bottle with gasoline, and the other half of the bottle with motor oil. It burns really well, but mix it a lot first. I think parafin or tar might work
too, but don't count me on that. If you're wondering why I know this, I'm Irish. It's what we do.
I got to test my molotov making abilities during the Dublin riots. Pretty good. Didn't want to hit any of them though, just threw it to scare the coppers. Worked too.



I really hope the CIA doesn't investigate me for this.
I am pleased to announce that the 4chan party van has been redirected in order to properly escort you to a safe, fun, and most importantly relaxing place. For the duration of your stay you man refer to the van as the Escapist Man party van. You may substitute man with woman to suit your gender.
 

GreyWolf257

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Furburt said:
GreyWolf257 said:
Furburt said:
GreyWolf257 said:
Blowing stuff up. Makes for a bitchin' day!

EDIT: Crap, ninja'd!
You're almost at 1000! You must say something witty.
Uh, uh, oh God, what do I do!
<spoiler=+2 to Randomness><img src=http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/74-dont-tickle-his-elmo.jpg>
Congrats!

[HEADING=2]YOU'VE WON THE INTERNET!![/HEADING]​
Yes! I've always wanted this! I hope a bonus prize comes with that.
Please be money, please be money!
 

GreyWolf257

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Furburt said:
kotorfan04 said:
I am pleased to announce that the 4chan party van has been redirected in order to properly escort you to a safe, fun, and most importantly relaxing place. For the duration of your stay you man refer to the van as the Escapist Man party van. You may substitute man with woman to suit your gender.
Right. That probably made sense when you were thinking it. It doesn't really to me.
GreyWolf257 said:
Yes! I've always wanted this! I hope a bonus prize comes with that.
Please be money, please be money!
Congrats, you get a GOOSE!



We knew it was what you always wanted.
Fuck. Yes.


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kotorfan04

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Furburt said:
kotorfan04 said:
I am pleased to announce that the 4chan party van has been redirected in order to properly escort you to a safe, fun, and most importantly relaxing place. For the duration of your stay you man refer to the van as the Escapist Man party van. You may substitute man with woman to suit your gender.
Right. That probably made sense when you were thinking it. It doesn't really to me.
GreyWolf257 said:
Yes! I've always wanted this! I hope a bonus prize comes with that.
I am sorry, the voices in my head thought it would be funny, also type in 4chan party van to google, or possibly knowyourmemes.net, or is it knowyourmemes.org should help explain it, I apologize I should know better than to listen to the voices in my head.
 

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I do something dangerous or risky.

But if I can't do that I will say or do something I shouldn't and see how much I can get away with. Maybe starting an arguement with someone and getting away with it.
 

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two words: excessive speeding... but only when I'm drivin' alone (no cars in oncoming lane, behind or in front of me, that way I can have fun with no collateral damage!). I live far out on the country, so it's all a-okay =P
 

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manbearpig91 said:
Trivun said:
I have a secret lust for gore and for taboo stuff. So rather than going out and killing people, or indulging my warped pleasures in reality, I write them in my short stories instead. It makes me happy, it's much more acceptable, and it kills some time too :D. Plus, people seem to like my work, so why stop just to go murder someone... ;)

(I'm only kidding... Or Am I?)
Ive always wanted to write stories and stuff, never actually bothered to do it. I really like Stephen King esque books, I hope to be like that some day.
Talented but overproduced?
 

MoWriter

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I write.
Sometimes I watch movies, but sometimes they're just not scary enough, or they're just gory.
I find myself reading Stephen King and Dean Koontz books sometimes.
 

Aloran

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Rollercoasters and skiing are the 2 major ones.

Going skiing in February with my school :)

And one of the best rollercoasters I was ever on: Sheikra in Bush Gardens :D
 

vikeif

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Well I can't really say publicly, but let's just say all good plans need a rope and a bag.