How do you kill what's already dead?

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Penguin sperm (at least a gallon), two badgers (no older than 2 years) and a small aubergine.

I could tell you more.... but then I would need to use the device on you too.
 

Dragonpit

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And if none of these killing methods suit your fancy, may I suggest using the stake gun? You won't actually kill anything with it, save vampires, but it'll be fun to use it to turn your unkillable enemies into various wall art.
 

funguy2121

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Stick it in the fridge Stick it in the fridge Stick it in the fridge

(Let's get one thing clear. The bass over theah, the blues right heah).

Cookies, anyone?
 

Ildecia

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make a south park episode and have them do some stupid convoluted 4 episode story about it.

(the coon anyone? how about some cthulu?)
 

HeySeansOnline

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Black holes, the best solution to all of your immortal or otherwise unkillable demons, supreme beings, Lovecraftian horrors, and god aligories. They won't be so tough after they're compressed into a small atom sized sphere of nothing-ness.
 

Dan Steele

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cut of its limbs, it will still be alive but you have effectivly imobolized it. Unless its the regenerator from the dead space games
 

Mighty Lighty

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Yell "LOOK AT THAT DIRTY HIPPY" and let Saxton hale do the rest
(you may need to flee the planet once he realises he's been tricked)
 

Knusper

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Get 2 things that are good at killing and then combine them together. You just have to kill them harder.

For example: Molotov Cocktail? Machine gun? Molotov cocktail machine gun :)
 

Hunter15

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get chuck Norris or Reb Brown to fight it it will rather eat its own head and implode on itself then fight those guys
 

Simriel

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That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
 

Kakashi on crack

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You use your mind.

A zombie is a physical creature that can refer to almost anything from a skeleton to a vampire. If it isn't a zombie, then it is a wraith or ghost of some sort, and as such they use energy. The human mind has unlimited stores of energy compared to any apparition, and can be used to harm/kill them.