How do you like your eggs?

The White Hunter

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Since most of off-topic has become a festering pile of nonsense that should be banished off to R&P, and since his Taconess has been giving me grief about not posting threads with no purpose besides amusement I thought I'd make this.

How do you have your eggs? Fried? Scrambled? Poached? Mashed up in a mug with butter?

Frankly I like mine hurled at nazis. Or protected from predators.
 

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I like mine when they give birth to things that attach to peoples faces

I'm a proud mother, goddamit
 

Lucem712

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T0ad 0f Truth said:
I like my eggs the way I like my women.

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Ugh, damn it, T0ad! You stole my joke!

I like my eggs with chorizo. Mmm, spicy!
 

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Lucem712 said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
I like my eggs the way I like my women.

unfertilized
Ugh, damn it, T0ad! You stole my joke!

I like my eggs with chorizo. Mmm, spicy!
So what you're saying is that I'm an eggs Benedict?
 

Lucem712

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T0ad 0f Truth said:
Lucem712 said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
I like my eggs the way I like my women.

unfertilized
Ugh, damn it, T0ad! You stole my joke!

I like my eggs with chorizo. Mmm, spicy!
So what you're saying is that I'm an eggs Benedict?
Ugh, cannot handle egg puns. They make my brain feel all scrambled.
 

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I like mine with a kiss~

Anyway, I don't much like eggs, so I either like mine baked into pastries or scrambled with LOTS of other things like spices or veggies or meat to cover the eggy flavor.
 

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Lucem712 said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
Lucem712 said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
I like my eggs the way I like my women.

unfertilized
Ugh, damn it, T0ad! You stole my joke!

I like my eggs with chorizo. Mmm, spicy!
So what you're saying is that I'm an eggs Benedict?
Ugh, cannot handle egg puns. They make my brain feel all scrambled.
Can't handle them? What are you? Chicken?!
 

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T0ad 0f Truth said:
Lucem712 said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
Lucem712 said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
I like my eggs the way I like my women.

unfertilized
Ugh, damn it, T0ad! You stole my joke!

I like my eggs with chorizo. Mmm, spicy!
So what you're saying is that I'm an eggs Benedict?
Ugh, cannot handle egg puns. They make my brain feel all scrambled.
Can't handle them? What are you? Chicken?!
Nobody calls her chicken, Biff!

I like my eggs like I like my women - white on the outside, yellow on the inside.
 

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Wait? Didn't we had this topic a month ago?

OT- pretty much fried and in bits in my fried rice!
 

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Johnny Novgorod said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
Lucem712 said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
Lucem712 said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
I like my eggs the way I like my women.

unfertilized
Ugh, damn it, T0ad! You stole my joke!

I like my eggs with chorizo. Mmm, spicy!
So what you're saying is that I'm an eggs Benedict?
Ugh, cannot handle egg puns. They make my brain feel all scrambled.
Can't handle them? What are you? Chicken?!
Nobody calls her chicken, Biff!

I like my eggs like I like my women - white on the outside, yellow on the inside.
You're right, that may have been going a little too far... I've got egg all over my face now

*slaps knee*

I'm a riot guys.
 

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Cryogenically frozen so that I can focus on my career instead of having children.
Ha-hah. Topical [http://time.com/3509930/company-paid-egg-freezing-will-be-the-great-equalizer/].

Seriously, the fact that that seems to be part of some companies benefit package makes me feel like I'm living in Shadowrun. Plus with the abundance of trolls....
 

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Fried with a runny yolk, gotta love those yolks, ummmmm... (damn all these food threads are making me hungry!)
 

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I like my eggs like I like my women:

the bigger the better and preferably three at the same time, first thing in the morning
 

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Sunny-side up, but I've been meaning to try over easy. Couldn't think of a way to turn this into a double entendre about women.
 

Baron von Blitztank

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Soaked on bread and cooked in a frying pan. Can't get enough of Eggy Bread!

 

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Easy side up with the yolk cooked until it's half solid and half runny. The perfect combo.
 

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Scarim Coral said:
Wait? Didn't we had this topic a month ago?

OT- pretty much fried and in bits in my fried rice!
Quite possibly but if we did I didn't see it :p

And damn I forgot fried rice D:
 

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Fried, with the yolk left somewhat gooey but not quite runny.
Also, in between two halves of a bagel. With some ham.
 

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The White Hunter said:
Scarim Coral said:
Wait? Didn't we had this topic a month ago?

OT- pretty much fried and in bits in my fried rice!
Quite possibly but if we did I didn't see it :p

And damn I forgot fried rice D:
Yup we did and even the thread title was the same aswell! http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.859516-How-do-you-like-your-eggs?page=1