How do you look/sound when you wake up?

[Srrrh]

Massive massive hair. And I tend to sound high or something simply because I'll be trying to have a conversation before I've actually woken up and I'm half talking sense, half talking about the pink unicorns baring assault rifles in my dream and wondering why I'm the only one who can see them.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I'm usually depressed about the monotony of the upcoming day. Once I eat my cinnamon life, however, I'm all revved up and ready to go.

Then I step outside, it's fucking cold, the bus is even later than yesterday and my dog knocks me down and takes any gloves/hats/watches I have on me. She is VERY energetic when it's cold, and or morning.

 

[Bealzibob]

I look pretty much the same as usual.... a mix between hung over, stoned, zombiefied and caught in a tornado and thats before I go to bed =D

 

[Soxafloppin]

Until i get my cup of tea, i look like slightly asian, and i mean that in the most serious way concievable.

 

[Gotham Soul]

I don't know how I look, but I know that I sound like I'm coming out of an exorcism.

 

[Xrysthos]

When I get up, which is usually after 4 seperate alarm clocks going off simultaneously (placed at strategic locations around my room, so that I have to get out of bed and do a tour-de-bedroom before they stop ringing), I have to have an immediate drink of water, so that I can talk, but even then it's mostly groans and grunts. My hair is usually a mess, my lips are dry and I spend the first 5 minutes squinting; my eyes getting used to the light.

I'm not a morning person. I also need coffee in the morning to awaken higher brain functions.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

I'm usually pretty skittish when it comes to looking in the mirror at myself. But in the off chance that I give a crap what I look like in the morning, or at any other time, I'm usually white as a sheet and I sound like a friggin' zombie.

 

[Xanadeas]

My hair looks exactly the same as it did when I went to bed. Styled into a faux-hawk. However the rest of me looks a bit disheveled. Dark circles under my eyes, glaring hatefully at the sun, an upwards curl to my lip giving me that snarling dog look... That's about it for appearance. I sound pretty gravelly usually, kinda like I swallowed a chain saw. Oh... and I sound angry. Very VERY angry.

 

[TimbukTurnip]

My eyes are mostly closed and my hair can either be a little bit messed up or quite crazy.

This is a very random thread to make.

 

[Lusperus]

My hair looks like I shot the side I slept on with a shotgun.
I get mad coughing fits in the first 10 min. of trying to speak.

 

[Looking For Alaska]

Like a 20-year crack addict desperately in need of a fix.

 

[Violet 10]

I look like I have an attempt of a "fo-hawk" (since my hair is short and spikey) and my make-up is smeared so it looks like I'm a dull raccoon. I sound high without the giggling but I don't talk until I've checked my texts, turned on some music, and washed my face.

 

[ColorfulObscurity]

I normally sound like I just swallowed an entire highway worth of gravel and I look really sad and angry. I can't smile for about the first 10 minutes of my waking up, nor can I open my eyes fully.
And if you try and wake me up by taking my blanket off or dragging me out of bed, believe me, I WILL attack. Just ask my parents. They've been through it before.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

In the morning, my hair mostly stands in all directions, looking really lame, and my voice is deep and gravelly if I first talk, also I talk very lowly the first hour after I wake up.

 

[AkJay]

Look: Like Shit.
Sound: Like Crap.

 

[RatRace123]

Short hair, so no bedhead, I generally look and act the same, just with dark circles under my eyes, stupid being awake.

 

[Crosshead]

Hair like Paul Phoenix. Voice like Chewbacca. Friendly as a rabid wolverine. And tea is second only to oxygen in my requirements.