how do you reply to

[Sir Ollie]

If friendly fire is on i shoot him in the head and laugh

 

[IsoNeko]

I generally don't. Unless I kill someone with a one shot weapon. Such as Headshot, Shotgun to the Torso, or Energy sword in Halo, then I'll ***** that it clearly wasn't his kill, as he cannot possibly have contributed to it.

 

[GRoXERs]

"Does it really matter?"
(If it's the second time, I add "you whiny b!%&#")
Either way,
"Don't play with your food" usually works.

Or I apologize, because sometimes it clearly is their kill but I had already lined up the shot.

 

[Arrers]

FALCON...


PUNCH!!

Or on voicechat: I'M RICK JAMES, *****

*Groan*

If by voicechat i'd say: "yes. And I'd do it again ! MUAH HA HA!"

if typed; well Iwould ingore it,typing takes up to much time. Time I could use to steal their kills.

 

[SimuLord]

"Just like my grandpa in WW2. His buddies hated him for killing all those Nazis."

 

[KSarty]

All I ever say is 'ok' as flat as possible. Show them that you don't care and they'll shut up.

 

[TZer0]

Removed.

 

[SsilverR]

"should've aimed for the head a little faster than i did then buddy"
"it's not a kill until it's dead"
"i did .. go cry and cut yourself"
"it's a pk zone .. wanna try and do something about it"

 

[jimduckie]

oops sry

 

[Sgt Doom]

Usually by shooting them.

 

[Xvito]

I don't steal kills... I'm merely an opportunist.

 

[Adfest]

I try to avoid people who cry about something as stupid as a kill being "stolen". It usually means that they aren't team players which usually result in our loss anyway. Unfortunately, they can be hard to avoid if you can't find the right group to play with. If I'm in a game, and I do shamelessly shoot someone who is in last stand and obviously not a threat, I apologize before they even get the chance. If it's during a chaotic firefight or if I run into somebody who isn't completely dead who is about to shoot me and they still say something. I just "You'll get over it". Or sometimes "Yes, I have 7 assists, you'll get over it".

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Your inability to understand the basic form of movement resulted in me to bash my head against my desk and quicken the process.

 

[willard3]

"you stole my kill"!

"I didn't see your name on it!"

 

[Caimekaze]

What? Kill thief? Where!? Burn the infideeeeeelllllll!.!.!.

It generally confuses/aggravates them enough to be amusing.

 

[Hachura]

Begin rambling in any foreign languages you might have a grasp of, or just start making up words off the top of your head. That usually deters them from arguing with you for the rest of the match

"Vas is das schisse? Einer kill-stealing ist meinen hamburger!"

Something like that?

Personally I laugh in their face. The kill belongs to whoever MADE the kill. Depending on the game, the get assist points 90% of the time, so they should know better than to *****. "You stole my kill" is just a void form of attention-seeking.

 

[Archemetis]

"Yeah I did, now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to drown puppies and kittens!"

 

[caz105]

I generally say " But I shotgunned"
Oh and "I know thanks for the help" that normally makes them angry.

 

[Tales of Golden Sun]

I never play shooters

 

[Lukeje]

Begin rambling in any foreign languages you might have a grasp of, or just start making up words off the top of your head. That usually deters them from arguing with you for the rest of the match

"Vas is das schisse? Einer kill-stealing ist meinen hamburger!"

Something like that?

More like:

"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

Cookie for the reference.