How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

[Yosato]

Pockets all the way.

 

[V da Mighty Taco]

Just scratch away, everyone's been in those situations so no-one will judge.

What this guy said. Unless you're at a business meeting or something like that, you have no reason not to. If someone takes offense to you getting an itch, then they're definitely way too stuck up and you probably should just avoid them.

Captcha: alicria service

 

[deserteagleeye]

Place sand-paper in my pants and manuever it by shifting the pants via belt loops.

 

[MentalBakura]

I own no such thing as trousers without pockets, so stuff that rule.

Anyway, I'm Scottish, so what do you think? If the itch needs scratching, then I'll bloody scratch it. If people don't like it, they should consider moving away from Glasgow as I'm sure there's plenty more stuff to offend them here.

 

[thiosk]

with a badger on a stick

dangerous, but sooooo satisfying

 

[butternut]

I'd just pretend to be shifting my weight or adjusting my trousers, if anyone calls you out on it you can just say "Oh, is that how looked? I was just moving a bit"

But honestly... who would call you out on something like that?

 

[Issurru]

I try to distract myself, or just do something else in general until my poor memory kicks in and I forget the need to scratch. This is really helpful when it comes to being mauled by mosquito's. I just forget that there's an itch and I feel no need to scratch it

 

[Broady Brio]

By turning round and scratching it. When people ask what you're doing, you would reply "Never mind, thought I saw someone I knew."

 

[retyopy]

with a badger on a stick

dangerous, but sooooo satisfying

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAhaha... Oh... You weren't kidding...

 

[The Heik]

So you're in a public place, and suddenly, one of your more "private" areas begins to itch. How do you get rid of it?

I'd scratch it. What do I care what some random stranger thinks of me?

 

[Overlord93]

How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

Yes, it is called 4chan, and I use firefox

Dude... That is just sick...

 

[Jamieson 90]

Pockets or ignore, but seriously it pisses me off when you see chavs walking down the street with their hands down their pants. I mean come on you ever heard of common decency?

 

[aba1]

I ussually just back out of the way n scratch so people are all looking away from me.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Since you had rule out toliets and pockets I suggest face against a wall or a place where no one can see you (do the oppersite if it's your rear end itching) e.g. a rack of clothes or something to block your private areas from sight.

 

[easternflame]

You don't.

 

[Kalado]

Holy Ronald McDonald just scratch it.

 

[Rawne1980]

Scratch it, simple as that.

 

[DarkRyter]

"Oh my god! It's Christopher Walken!"

Scratch like a ************ while they look away.

 

[Plucky]

Hitch your pants up in a way that it pushes against the itchy area and hope that it scratches it somewhat, to people it just looks like your're hitching your trousers up.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Just scratch away, everyone's been in those situations so no-one will judge.

What this guy said. Unless you're at a business meeting or something like that, you have no reason not to. If someone takes offense to you getting an itch, then they're definitely way too stuck up and you probably should just avoid them.

Captcha: alicria service

this, seriously if someone is that bothered that you go for an itch, then they seriously have attitude problems.

although one time i did meet this guy...

straight up having a conversation with my friend, with me standing there, takes his right leg and perches it up on the bench, and sticks both hands down by his nuts and starts itching away mid conversation with not a care in the world

so literally there is a solid 30-40 degree angle between his legs and we are both looking right at him and he does that, granted i didn't care i was just a bit shocked to see someone do it so openly (it was in the middle of a church too lol)

in a business like/formal meeting though?

i either tell that itch to fuck off or i am able to pocket itch it