How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

So you're in a public place, and suddenly, one of your more "private" areas begins to itch. How do you get rid of it?

EDIT: No bathrooms or unseen areas in sight. You're in the middle of the room or wherever. Attention isn't focused on you, but it isn't away from you either. People would see you.

EDIT: What if you don't have pants with pockets?

you have pants with no pockets..?

bad pants are bad. i usually have at least 4-6 pockets per set of shorts/pants always, just in case for those moments.

 

[blindthrall]

Scratch it in the most obvious and exaggerated manner possible.

This actually works

What I do every time. If someone complains, I tell them to stop staring at my crotch.

 

[BlackStar42]

Very carefully.

 

[Subwayeatn]

i usually just act as though I'm fixing my pants. So smooth.

 

[Tallim]

I actually take the Billy Connolly approach. Very loudly and slowly announce "Oh my god my (whatever) is sooooo itchy", then just go to town.

 

[Beliyal]

Scratch it in the most obvious and exaggerated manner possible.

This actually works

No one will ever call you out on it either because they can perfectly understand the situation.

Apart from the missus. She will never appreciate a man's need to scratch down there in public.

Aye my friend that is jealousy for your carefree scratching lifestyle.

I'm sorry, but I have to inform you that women's private parts can also get "itchy" and in need of a scratch. It usually happens to me when I wear tight jeans (combined with a pad makes it more possible that something will itch) and is often solved by crossing legs and wiggling a bit, or by adjusting pants a little. If that doesn't help, I have to risk looking like a freak that touches herself in public. Not that the "crossing legs and wiggling" doesn't look a bit freaky. Also, sometimes bras itch. That's maybe even worse, because a bra is too thick to be able to scratch yourself without removing at least a part of it. Now you know why are we constantly going to the bathroom in packs.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

Yes, it is called 4chan, and I use firefox

Dude... That is just sick...

I wonder how he scratches a physical itch using a website... Sounds like it'd be difficult to do.

On topic: I do it inconspiculously.

 

[darksakul]

How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

Yes, it is called 4chan, and I use firefox

Dude... That is just sick...

I wonder how he scratches a physical itch using a website... Sounds like it'd be difficult to do.

On topic: I do it inconspiculously.

Oh you mean physical itches, not itches for weird/ dumb stuff on the Internets.

In Winter Large coats help

 

[darksakul]

How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

Yes, it is called 4chan, and I use firefox

Dude... That is just sick...

It is a Joke. Saying my Itch is for 4chan and I use fire fox to scratch it is not to be taken seriously

 

[That_Sneaky_Camper]

I just go ahead and scratch it. If someone stops me then I stop but otherwise I am scratching the hell out of that itch.

 

[PinkiePyro]

scratch it its hard not to

 

[triggrhappy94]

"Oop! The crabs are biting"

I seriously do that, I'm not joking.

 

[Mudze]

Nonchalantly scratch it.

 

[Mr Thin]

With a butt-scratcher.

Buttscratcher!?

OT: I don't get out much, so I usually scratch it.

If not, well, all my pants have pockets, so hah!

 

[infohippie]

EDIT: What if you don't have pants with pockets?

Then I am naked. All my pants have pockets, often a dozen or more of them.

 

[the spud]

Either kill a dude and scratch while they are still distracted, or just scratch it in front of everyone like a boss.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

With your fingers.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

So you're in a public place, and suddenly, one of your more "private" areas begins to itch. How do you get rid of it?

EDIT: No bathrooms or unseen areas in sight. You're in the middle of the room or wherever. Attention isn't focused on you, but it isn't away from you either. People would see you.

EDIT: What if you don't have pants with pockets?

My post consists of the following 6 main points.

1. What the fuck kinda pants are YOU wearing?

2. Are you looking for a specific answer here? Because you seem to be trying to lead us towards something.

3. I use my pockets. Because literally every pair of pants in the fucking universe has pockets.

4. But I suppose my counterpart in the Anti-Pockets universe would be forced to fake getting a phone call so he could walk away from the group and scratch it there and DON'T TELL ME HE DOESN'T GET A PHONE EITHER. The man is already missing out on pockets, for Christ's sake. Don't his life any worse.

5. What the hell is this?

6.

 

[Maxtro]

How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

I use my hands.