How do you shave?

[US Crash Fire]

I do it the right way. Foam, Razor, and Hot water.
electric razors don't get close enough and they make it hard to edge my mustache.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Razor shave. Although when no one's allowed to yell and call me an idiot I'll do it with a very sharp knife.

I also have an electric razer for my head.

 

[Good morning blues]

I trim my beard about once per week using an electric trimmer.

I shave my neck and the tops of my cheeks every day or two using a disposable razor after I get out of the shower. Shaving cream is for chumps.

 

[AndyMcNoob]

wet shave with a single balde razor and shaving soap & brush. coz the multi baldes get cloged allmost instantly and the soap lasts ages, also the single razor blades a realy cheep

 

[Brainbomb]

Fire.

Actually, its more like a razor and shaving cream, but you get the idea.

 

[Reliq]

I have an elaborate mirror setup in my bathroom which captures light. Through cutting-edge optical filters and intensity amplifiers, the sun's rays are focused into several spectrally pure lasers which I aim towards a dilute gas of rubidium atoms held in a magnetic trap next to the sink.

This cools the atoms to pretty low temperatures, but to further reduce their internal energy I have a top-of-the-line evaporative cooler which takes them down to 200 nanokelvins. It is in this state that I alter the magnetic trap's parametres to allow it to oscillate in order to collimate the atoms into a coherent beam, thereby forming an atom laser.

Since the De Broglie wavelength of atoms is so small compared to photons' wavelengths, the precision of my shave using this system is yet unparalleled.

Bose-Einstein Condensation. The only way to shave.

Wow, just wow.

 

[Dahni]

I know you said male but who cares...

legs - I wax then use a shit load of aloe vera & various other soothing things. hurts like fuck but nice and smooth for a fair wee while. & use a disposable to shave any bits I miss.

underarms - foam, disposable razor. sorted.

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Once a week and a half, after my shower, bladed w/ shaving cream.

 

[Sovvolf]

I enjoy the good ol'fashion bladed razor and shaving gel. I don't really like electric shavers there too smooth I like to feel the shave and the little scratchy feeling you get from the razor.

 

[Jamash]

I just dry shave with some clippers, and usually shave my head and face at the same time.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I do it like in Tarzan, when Clayton shaves with a machete.

A machete.

Who said that Disney films weren't badarse.

 

[CNKFan]

A rusty tuna can lid.

 

[philzibit]

Odd topic, whatever.

After a shower, disposable razor with foam. I could (and should) shave everyday, but since I HATE shaving, I haven't done it since November. I also haven't had a haircut since November (or October maybe), so I'm starting to look like shit.

 

[SecondmateFlint]

Assuming you're a male

Excuse me but girls shave also *huffed face*.

I like to make sure under my arms stay smooth using a disposable razor.

Shhh, we guys like to live in ignorance...

Ahem. Hahahaha, silly lady, girls do not have body hair, how rediculous, what what.

Aww poor ignorant boy... well im afraid to say these things you must know, unless you want a hairy girlfriend lol. Then again, how do you think us girls like seeing guys with thick under arm hair... not nice. Instead of shaving your faces, why not those areas also... As for anyfurther, i wouldn't dare lol.

Most definitely agree. Or those guys who look like they're wearing shirts even if they've just taken them off...gives me the heebie jeebies!


OT: (Yes I'm female) just water for legs and a Venus razor. Soap, water, and same razor for underarms. Gooooooo VENUS!

 

[anNIALLator]

Hot water, shaving foam, a proper MAN RAZOR and then aftershave.

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2008/12/12/va1237345628619/Macaulay-Culkin-in-Home-Alone-6396236.jpg

 

[anNIALLator]

Whenever I could be bothered, with one of those vibrating 5 blade razors.

 

[slackbheep]

I shave with a Machete, which I first wet in the blood of one who has wronged me. I have a beard because no man has dared do so in some time.

 

[woodwalker]

Well, I have a beard, so I do not shave. Well, let me re-state that. Every three months or so, my beard and hair get out of control, so I grab a hair trimming devise, and cut both the hair and beard down. Then I use a Gillette Mach 3 and cup-soap to shave my head, and a strait-razor that is literally three times (or more) my own age to shave my face.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

once a month, get a electric razor out and use the hedge trimmer attachment.