How do you think your parents would react if they went through your internet browsing history?

[Firstmark_Bannor]

I learned from my Dad to set my browser to delete the history every time it's closed, So i never have a history. That and I'd wonder how my parents got into my house and on my password locked PC. Besides my folks have seen porn before, probably more than I have.

 

[DementedSheep]

They wouldn?t give a fuck. I don't think I really look at anything that would upset most parents. Oh wait I lie; there are a few comics that might shock some parents. One being dirty jokes and anouther centring around a lesbian relationship but knowing my parents they would actually like those.

 

[natster43]

Probably not care. I also make sure to delete things.

 

[SimpleJack]

I'm smart enough to delete my history...

 

[Genixma]

"Huh and here I thought you spent all day on the internet."

 

[GamerKT]

"WOW, THIS GUY SURE LOVES BLACK CHICKS AND BORING GEEK SHIT."

 

[joshuaayt]

Don't rightly care. I'm not ashamed of what I do with my time. Maybe they'd freak out, maybe they'd raise their eyebrows, maybe they'd laugh about it between themselves- not my problem, because in order for them to see my browsing history, they'd have to betray my trust and search my computer.

 

[Sunset Rose]

They would be horrified XD

 

[Blemontea]

"... our son has a 'different' taste music thats for sure."
with me constantly flipping through The Megas, Brentalfoss, Nathan Barnatt, Madeon, fantomenk, and OCremix stuff it clogs my search history up, plus a lot of stuff from the Escapist, youtube and Minecraft Awesome.

 

[Ironman126]

Hmmm... They wouldn't really care. They might be shocked at the utter lack of porn, though.

 

[Lord Kodous]

I'm not sure they'd care.

 

[StBishop]

They would think, "Wow, what a nerd."

100% this.

Lots of Wikipedia, escapist, YouTube, millions of Google searches, and online catalogues for a bunch of gaming stores.

 

[Jonluw]

My history is clean, thank you very much.
Of course, if they went through my deleted history, it's another matter entirely.

I guess they would react somewhere along the lines of
"Oh, so he does watch porn. Well, I guess that's natural. Maybe we should talk to him about how it's demeaning to women.
Let's see, what's this '4chan' thing?
Okay? That's weird. Why does she... Oh god..."

 

[newwiseman]

What browsing history, cookies can't be saved anywhere do to custom permissions and I have always made it a rule to clear my history on closing my browser. Even all my files are on an encrypted Raid5 server. The only thing on this computer are games and anime.

Take that prying eyes.

 

[Spawny0908]

They'd think I really like youtube, red dead redemption, cracked, and kotaku....nothing special.

 

[Ubahootah]

Dad: Son, I am disappoint. Why do you have a folder in your bookmarks for 'GF PMS'ing'?
Me: Well.. Um..
Dad: How many times..! You can't keep a folder like this, especially with a name like that. Make one with Puppies on it or something, and put somewhere away from prying eyes.
Me: Okay Dad...
My dad's pretty hip.
My mom...

Mom: TEH INTERNETZ CORRUPTED YOUR SOOOOOOULLLL
Yeah...

 

[Drexlor]

They would probably be confused as to why their 17 year old son watches so much Pony.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

"Well Chris...You certainly like variety"
"I had no idea you liked whips and such"
"You were buying what now?"

That's pretty much what I would hear. More amused than anything

 

[FilipJPhry]

My mom would be more shocked at my display: Every pic/icon/background has ponies. I think she would be relieved to see the hetero porn sites I've been through.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Nothing that would be really all that surprising. I'm a man and I like porn. This would not be surprising.