How do you think your parents would react if they went through your internet browsing history?

[OmniscientOstrich]

Provided I've...cleaned up, as I normally do, I think they'd be rather indifferent, though perhaps a little concerned about anything pertaining to MLP. However, I trust them enough not to pull that kind of shit on me.

 

[Jason Fayers]

They'd go wow look at all this job hunting what a good child! Ponies? Well I knew about that I've got odd children... so many ponies. Oh Son, I am Dissapoint.

 

[Custard_Angel]

"Nerd..."

Entertainment sites:
- Cracked
- Something Awful
- The Escapist

Work sites:
- Various academic journals
- Protein database
- ZINC chemical database
- Sci Finder
- Web of Science
- Reaxys
- etc.

 

[Maverick Dorotheo]

They're having problems with just starting the laptop, and they sometimes ask me to teach them on what to do on facebook. Do you really think I'm gonna let them know how to check my browsing history?

On the safe side,

*Deletes browsing history on Mozilla, Chrome and Internet Explorer*

Good, I've covered all bases.

 

[AnarchistFish]

I don't think they'd care that much tbh

 

[Zersy]

Ctrl Shift Delete.

The answer to it all

 

[Fishyash]

I use private mode for any browsing I don't want anyone to see.

 

[DasDestroyer]

So yeah, they wouldn't find a thing that would disturb them.
Except perhaps Ponies, lots of them.

 

[bauke67]

One word: control H.
I know that's not one word but 'H' is not a word, is it?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

So yeah, they wouldn't find a thing that would disturb them.
Except perhaps Ponies, lots of them.

same here.
i actually use a different browser for my porn though.

My parents are christians, and my browser history is full of furry porn and car crash videos. Two years worth, I never clear my history.



Erm....yeah.

dude, get rid of those car crash videos you sick...

where'ja get'cha furry porn?

 

[DasDestroyer]

same here.
i actually use a different browser for my porn though.

I use Google Chrome, and so Ctrl+Shift+N works perfectly

 

[xavi]

They would think I need to get a life. It would consist of FB, TPB, and Escapist along with other video game sites... now if I didn't have the ability to use Incognito Window...that'd be another story.lol.

 

[Alcamonic]

They would need to know how to access the history archive first.

Ignorance is a blessing.

 

[TheLoneBeet]

Well considering neither of my parents know how to access the internet browsing history I'm probably safe. If they had somebody do it for them however, their reactions would be based on the day.

I regularly clear out my browsing history, so some days it's a short list of things like YouTube and The Escapist. Other days there's just a porn clusterfuck going on. Also, I'm an adult and they both know that, so for the most part they don't care what I do and I have to assume that includes what I do on the computer.

 

[imnot]

It would be incredibly awkward, a friend dared me to go on poniburoo with all filters off, and cick all the explicit ones.

NEVER AGAIN

FOrtunately I deleted it, now if only I could delete my mind...

 

[OldNewNewOld]

I'm 22.
Why would they have any reaction to my history. It's not like I'm watching child porn.
99% of my history is safe for work.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

What happens in private browsing, stays in private browsing.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

ME: Mum I was just curious about that Rule 34 site! My friend came onto the computer and went onto that granny porn site, it wasn't me! No, I did not post any of the stuff you've seen on /b/!

Mother: Son, I am dissapoint.

Seriously now, she would only really see normal porn sites, this, cracked and YouTube.