How do you want to die?

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Orange Lazarus

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Fighting a bear in fisticuffs, but only if I have the upper hand for a while, then the bear pulls something cheap, like throwing sand in my eyes or something. The people would be all like, "he totally could have beaten that bear if it didn't resort to dirty tricks like it did."
Yes, I've thought about this, and it is without a doubt the most manly death.
 

Ammutseba

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I want to drive off a jump with a car filled with explosives and while I'm in the air the explosives detonate. How about that?
 

LobsterFeng

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I always had this weird fantasy of taking a bullet for the girl I love, then beating the crap out of the person that shot the bullet even though I'm bleeding to death. Then once the offender is incapacitated, I reveal to the girl that I've always loved her, and she says she always loved me too. Then I die in her arms with her tears pouring on my face. The weirdest part is I have no idea how or when I came up with this, or why I think it's a cool way to die.

That or death by the Avada Kedavra curse. It would hit me in the back after I've taken out like 50 clones of Voldemort. (I have a very creative mind okay?)
 

Drenaje1

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Hijack a tanker carrying gas, stuff some C4 into the valve that drains the oil, wire it into the cab where I hold the detonater, then I would drive it onto the freeway, get it up to like 55MPH, then veer it into on coming traffic, flip it over, then detonate it. I have to at least take somebody with me, or I'll feel like even my suicide was meaningless. (Assuming that this isn't dying from a natural cause, of course.)
 

YourMom

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Rawne1980 said:
I want to die like my Grandad, in his sleep.

Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

(That was a joke people).
I'm lolling so hard
OT: Probably by my parachute not deploying, but don't worry, i'd aim for a person to dampen my fall.
 
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Rawne1980 said:
I want to die like my Grandad, in his sleep.

Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Brilliant.

On topic:

Drifting in space, staring into the depths of the universe. Picture Shepherd in ME2.

Accustom yourself to believing that death is nothing to us, for good and evil imply the capacity for sensation, and death is the privation of all sentience; therefore a correct understanding that death is nothing to us makes the mortality of life enjoyable, not by adding to life a limitless time, but by taking away the yearning after immortality. For life has no terrors for him who has thoroughly understood that there are no terrors for him in ceasing to live. Foolish, therefore, is the man who says that he fears death, not because it will pain when it comes, but because it pains in the prospect. Whatever causes no annoyance when it is present, causes only a groundless pain in the expectation. Death, therefore, the most awful of evils, is nothing to us, seeing that, when we are, death is not come, and, when death is come, we are not. It is nothing, then, either to the living or to the dead, for with the living it is not and the dead exist no longer.
 

JustJuust

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I'm not really into the GLORIOUS EXPLOSION OF FIRE AND AWESOMENESS SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN thing. I just want to die quietly, in my sleep, knowing that I've lived a good life
 

Sprinal

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necromanzer52 said:
Death by snoo snoo.
Damn I was waiting for that one....

OT I would like to die by building the first space elivator and then when I am Famous and an old man I lie in my hospital bed while it takes me up and I can have my body frozen for eternity...
 

IkeGreil29

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Peacefully, somewhere where I won't be found or missed or remembered. No point in making people suffer for the death of someone insignificant.