how do you want to die?

[gravitate]

Peacefully.

And if that's not possible: like a boss.

win. i wanna die after i just had sex while jammin' to my boombox on a boat LIKE A BOSS.

 

[bdcjacko]

By mortally wounding the last panda on earth. I hate those fake bears.

 

[Marowit]

In a way that allows me to say goodbye to my loved ones. Dying instantly from a aneurysm is the exact way I wouldn't want to go.

 

[bam13302]

hit by a run away tractor trailer driven by the incredible hulk

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

Aside from ye obvious "peacefully in my sleep at a very old age," if I had to pick an earlier and more artificial way to die, I'd say I want to die in some quick but flashy manner. Getting vaporized in a big explosion or something, I don't know. That, or doing something really valiant.

 

[noble cookie]

Oh god, I'm going to get banned for this...

Spoiler

Take so much Viagra my penis grows to a size unobtainable for mere mortals. Run about "kebabbing" children until I get shot down by the authorities.

Goodbye Escapist.

 

[ten.to.ten]

I just want to be too out of it to know what's going on.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

my dad just bought a "stealth kettle" so im now worried that it might knife me in my sleep. on the bright side, atleast its not a ninja microwave.
OT. i want to die in an epic but slightly retarded manner, such as choking on a kitten while trying to resuscitate it.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

By getting ran over by a monster truck driven by the incredible hulk

Hi Bender.

When I die, I want it to be peacefully and in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming like his passengers.

that's awesome.

if i had to choose, maybe loss of blood from a paper cut on the finger wouldn't be so bad, or falling asleep with the laughing gas up all the way.

 

[natster43]

Either for my country, or peacefully without pain.

 

[katsumoto03]

After saving the orphans and attractive bikini models, I finally die in a duel against Zombie Hitler... And Stalin... And take them with me.

 

[noble cookie]

...such as choking on a kitten while trying to resuscitate it.

Wha...what? How wou...how would you...

...nevermind.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

...such as choking on a kitten while trying to resuscitate it.

Wha...what? How wou...how would you...

...nevermind.

That right there is the reaction i want for years afterwards. and an epitaph that just says "i don't even know how this happened"

 

[Jodah]

Taking as many people (or zombies if it comes to that) as I can with me. Blaze of glory and all that. I already have my last stand for the zombie apocalypse planned out. Lets just say it involves a great deal of explosives and the song Hero by Skillet.

 

[Ohhi]

I would want to die on the last battlefield of the Rebellion against the united states of America while the ash clouds from the nuclear strikes against the Rebellion rain ash down like snow.

 

[TheFrost]

I want to die after writing THE CAKE IS A LIE on the wall of my nearby bank Da Vinci Code style.

What can I say... I like Portal XD

 

[Spaloooooka]

Strap a nail bomb to my chest. Take 5 packets of painkillers and 5 of asprin, down as much of a litre of vodka/spirit as I could. Put a noose, of nylon rope, around my neck. Sit on the edge of a tall cliff, dowse myself in petrol. Then slit my wrist, light the petrol and shoot myself in the head.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

Either as a hero or in my sleep.

 

[TheFrost]

Strap a nail bomb to my chest. Take 5 packets of painkillers and 5 of asprin, down as much of a litre of vodka/spirit as I could. Put a noose, of nylon rope, around my neck. Sit on the edge of a tall cliff, dowse myself in petrol. Then slit my wrist, light the petrol and shoot myself in the head.

You'd want to kill yourself 7 times? XD

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Surrounded by loving and caring friends and family, older than 90 years, having lived a good life.

What?