How exactly does one gift wrap a Pineapple?
- Thread starter Solytus
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I have no idea how this is in any way relevant, but I'm going to say it anyway.
There was this parrot, named Alex, he could count to six, identify colours and even express his discomfort and boredom through words towards the scientists that studied him.
He made up a word for apples, having not being taught the word or fed apples before, he called them Ban-erries, as he thought they tasted like a mixture of bananas and berries.
Yeah, it's definitely not relevant. But it's done now.
Wrap the pineapple in newspaper and toss it through their window, with the following note.
There was this parrot, named Alex, he could count to six, identify colours and even express his discomfort and boredom through words towards the scientists that studied him.
He made up a word for apples, having not being taught the word or fed apples before, he called them Ban-erries, as he thought they tasted like a mixture of bananas and berries.
Yeah, it's definitely not relevant. But it's done now.
Wrap the pineapple in newspaper and toss it through their window, with the following note.
The following note said:
Naked? Gift wrap cannot be used as a verb I don't believe, so how does one use "naked" to wrap it? I guess that since "wrap" can be used a verb, some people may extend the same to "gift wrap," but that seems silly to me.PurpleRain said:
This might be the lack of sleep talking, but you always make me giggle. And I mean that in the manliest, most lumberjack-looking way.The Iron Ninja said:
Get a sheet of wrapping paper and place the pineapple in the centre, fold the paper up towards the leaves of the pineapple, slightly twisting the paper around the 'neck'. Tie some decorative ribbon around the twist and voila, one wrapped pineapple.
Don't worry too much about hiding the leaves, pineapples have a rather distinctive shape and you're unlikely to fool anyone.
Don't worry too much about hiding the leaves, pineapples have a rather distinctive shape and you're unlikely to fool anyone.
Is there any other kind of giggling?Calobi said:
Ooh Ooh! Cut a jagged line into the top, wrap it in a blanket, put it in a basket, get a really big guy with a beard to leave it on their doorstep, with explicit instructions to speed off on his motorcyle as soon as they open the door.
Ten years later, get him to come back looking for Harry Pineapple, and imagine the fear in their eyes when they have to explain what happened to him.
