How exactly does one gift wrap a Pineapple?

[notyouraveragejoe]

Wrap it in newspaper. Then put it in a box. Then put that in a box. Then put that in a box. Then put that in a box. Then gift wrap it with festive wrapping.

Then laugh when he/she tries to open it.

 

[SnowCold]

Put it in a box, shaped like a banana

 

[Caliostro]

In barbed wire, for irony points.




... Or stick the sucker in a box with lots of confetti and shit so she has to dig through it.

 

[Erana]

Screw boxes, get some ribbon and put a series of bows around the base of the leaves, then put it in a gift bag.

Wow. The entire thread got pwn't.

Don't forget the wrapping tissue to cover the leaves!

 

[NeedAUserName]

What I did one year with a rugby ball might help...

I used the basic shape of a sweet, (i.e. }o{ (sorry for the god awful example)).