How exactly does one gift wrap a Pineapple?

[ElephantGuts]

In Soviet Russia, you do not wrap pineapple, pineapple wraps you!

But I digress from my original point, which was to just stick it in a box.

 

[Fox1789]

slap a bow on it and call it a day

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

Pineapple Fetch Quest

Items Required:
1 x Pineapple

Items Gained:
1 x Big Red Ribbon

Description:

Find a Big Red Ribbon to tie around your badass Pineapple.

 

[ffxfriek]

just give it to em as is

 

[xitel]

Just chuck it at the dude. Drive by pinnaple.

 

[Crudler]

My brother asked me what I wanted for Christmas, when I said I didn't know he asked 'Some sort of fruit then? What do you like?'
'Uhm a pineapple, I quite like them'
'Alright then, I'll get you a pineapple for Christmas then.'

So I await it with trepidation.

To wrap it without a box?
Cut it up into pieces, carve them into Shuriken, add a bow to each and deliver with force!

 

[curlycrouton]

Have it presented to him by the Seven Kings of the Afrikanes, all astride magnificent gold elephants, wielding palm tree branches.

 

[Greever]

Ok, so I'm buying a pineapple as a christmas gift for my friend, and I want to make it look festive and presentable. How should I go about doing this?

[Note: I have no colored cling wrap =(]

Put it inside a watermelon.

 

[Baonec]

I'd say dress it in a shirt give it glasses then voila you've given the best present ever, a friend that won't buy you a pineapple for x'mas .

 

[ElephantGuts]

This might be the lack of sleep talking, but you always make me giggle. And I mean that in the manliest, most lumberjack-looking way.

Is there any other kind of giggling?

Ooh Ooh! Cut a jagged line into the top, wrap it in a blanket, put it in a basket, get a really big guy with a beard to leave it on their doorstep, with explicit instructions to speed off on his motorcyle as soon as they open the door.

Ten years later, get him to come back looking for Harry Pineapple, and imagine the fear in their eyes when they have to explain what happened to him.

Are you by any chance thinking of new ideas for your comic? Because that sounds like one. Hilarious.

 

[Clov3r]

I concur with the majority, put it in a box.

 

[Shadowtek]

ducttape

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

This might be the lack of sleep talking, but you always make me giggle. And I mean that in the manliest, most lumberjack-looking way.

Is there any other kind of giggling?

Ooh Ooh! Cut a jagged line into the top, wrap it in a blanket, put it in a basket, get a really big guy with a beard to leave it on their doorstep, with explicit instructions to speed off on his motorcyle as soon as they open the door.

Ten years later, get him to come back looking for Harry Pineapple, and imagine the fear in their eyes when they have to explain what happened to him.

Can I mention you are made of win?

 

[crimsondynamics]

Place the pineapple in a piñata, hang it up and blindfold your friend.

You give him two presents in one: food and fun wrapped in one convenient bundle!

 

[WeedWorm]

Put the pineapple in the box. Put the box into the car. Drive the car around the world until you get heard. (Anyone get the reference? If so, you rock.)

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Wrap it in newspaper. Then put it in a box. Then put that in a box. Then put that in a box. Then put that in a box. Then gift wrap it with festive wrapping.

Then laugh when he/she tries to open it.

 

[SnowCold]

Put it in a box, shaped like a banana

 

[Caliostro]

In barbed wire, for irony points.




... Or stick the sucker in a box with lots of confetti and shit so she has to dig through it.

 

[Erana]

Screw boxes, get some ribbon and put a series of bows around the base of the leaves, then put it in a gift bag.

Wow. The entire thread got pwn't.

Don't forget the wrapping tissue to cover the leaves!

 

[NeedAUserName]

What I did one year with a rugby ball might help...

I used the basic shape of a sweet, (i.e. }o{ (sorry for the god awful example)).