NO!dylanmc12 said:I don't see Satan (A.K.A Lucy, as he is addresed by my Friend) being much of a dick.
I mean, he's an Angel and he obviously learnt to stop being a dick from his mistake that got him sent to Hell in the first place.
Hell yeah you can! \m/Kenbo Slice said:Can I be your roommate in hell? \m/KefkaCultist said:Hell? Hell is being in the jungle with your squad of maybe 6 men for days, never knowing when the enemy will strike...
Okay I'm not a Vietnam vet, but I wanted to use that line.
While share no religious affiliation, therefore do not have a religious based view on a "heaven" or "hell", I have thought about what a hell would be like if it exists. What I have in my mind is pretty much the place as in the movie Little Nicky. Big horny birds, dudes with boobs on their heads, pineapples up Hitler's ass, a sasquatch type thing, and Rodney Dangerfield.
Hopefully when I get there though I'll be on the devil's good side and get a room in his castle with the walls lined with bad ass band posters like Peter and John did in that movie.
EDIT: As a little additional stuff I'll comment briefly on my view of a "heaven". It's a vast, empty, white world where anything you command appears in front of you. Example: you command a Playstation 5 with a copy of Call of Duty 8: Future Warfare (sad as it is, I can see it existing) and it appears in front of you.
That is all.
Eat a pie. Of inferno.iblis666 said:Read Larry Niven's InfernoAkalabeth said:Read Dante's InfernoBlindswordmaster said:How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
If hells exists the reason Satan likes it when we sin, and wants us to do it is to bring as many people into eternal suffering as he can so he's not alone, and because that hurts God.dagens24 said:Sorry bro.Blindswordmaster said:...You're a poor sport.dagens24 said:It doesn't because it isn't real.Blindswordmaster said:How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
Alright; if there were a hell I don't see why Satan would punish us in it. If Satan hates god then shouldn't he be super stoaked about all the terrible things we do? If anything he would reward us.
Or No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre, the popular depiction of hell was established by Mr. Alighieri many many centuries after the bible was compiled. The bible did not have an elaborate description of what hell was. That means that Dante's Inferno doesn't have to be the official "hell". Sartre believed that hell doesn't have to consist of physical punishment, the little demons may stick you with the kind people you hate the most. There are an infinite possibilities of hell out there.Akalabeth said:Read Dante's InfernoBlindswordmaster said:How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
If we work with the assumption that, as a construct of the Christian Church, that the only people who actually know how hell would work are the Christian Church, we can assume that the Bible, which is where they get their information (we hope), is correct in it's depictions of how hell works.Rednog said:Care to actually expound on the Not how hell works" ?StBishop said:Yeah, this.DJDarque said:While I don't believe in Hell, I will play your game.
Hell, as depicted in the Bible, is fire, nothing else. Satan is trapped there just like everybody else. No circles, no rulers, just fire.
It's pretty frustrating when people say things like: Go to heaven for the weather but hell for the company.
Or:
Not how hell works.dagens24 said:Sorry bro.
Alright; if there were a hell I don't see why Satan would punish us in it. If Satan hates god then shouldn't he be super stoaked about all the terrible things we do? If anything he would reward us.
I mean you're saying it as if it is some kind of fact that you know. And I'm honestly curious what you think is the exact way hell works. I mean how can you possible make any statement about how hell works in any way shape or form when it is an unconfirmed place and the source material for said unconfirmed place is a book that is very sketchy in terms of fact and history.
Seconded.Akalabeth said:Read Dante's InfernoBlindswordmaster said:How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
Your Logic : If a British Cartoonist and Voice-Actor can't reffer the Devil as "Lucy," no-one can..imnotparanoid said:NO!dylanmc12 said:I don't see Satan (A.K.A Lucy, as he is addresed by my Friend) being much of a dick.
I mean, he's an Angel and he obviously learnt to stop being a dick from his mistake that got him sent to Hell in the first place.
YOu cant call him Lucy!
If Edd can't NO ONE CAN!
I NO RIGHT!dylanmc12 said:Your Logic : If a British Cartoonist and Voice-Actor can't reffer the Devil as "Lucy," no-one can..imnotparanoid said:NO!dylanmc12 said:I don't see Satan (A.K.A Lucy, as he is addresed by my Friend) being much of a dick.
I mean, he's an Angel and he obviously learnt to stop being a dick from his mistake that got him sent to Hell in the first place.
YOu cant call him Lucy!
If Edd can't NO ONE CAN!
YOU ARE THE SMARTEST HUMAN BEING EVER SINCE NATALIE PORTMAN.
darkstarangel said:As depicted in the Bible, those who do not wish to follow God in this life will be relocated to hell. Think of heaven as Valhalla except its the righteous, innocent & redeemed that enter rather than warriors slain in battle. Hell is for those who hate God or wish not to live for him.
Thank you for the informed post dude. I know it's a mainly athiest site but this is serious stuff to certain people.Hero in a half shell said:Read the Twilight series in an inferno for all eternity, that is what hell is likeiblis666 said:Read Larry Niven's InfernoAkalabeth said:Read Dante's InfernoBlindswordmaster said:How do you think Hell works? Further more, what do you think Satan's like?
To understand Hell you must understand just how appalling sin really is to God. Although not outrightly stated in the bible, (It is kind of told in an allegorical story in the Old Testament, but I believe the main meat of the story comes from added Hebrew mythology) Satan was an angel, who got too proud and believed that he knew more than God, and wanted to usurp God and take over the universe. This single sin meant that God banished him from Heaven for eternity. Satan isn't remorseful, it wasn't a mistake, it was a deliberate calculated act, and he continues to attack God by attacking what God loves most; us, tempting us to sin, condemning us to the same eternal punishment, (If it wasn't for satan, Adam and Eve wouldn't have sinned and thus man wouldn't need a saviour.)
The bible talks more about Hell than it does Heaven, it calls it a place of "gnashing teeth, where their worm will not die" and Jesus tells the story of a rich man going to Hell, where he cries up to heaven to help him, because he is in torment. So it is not just a place of separation, but active suffering, and we are fully guilty of the punsishment and deserve it. I'll stop here, because this post could go on forever.
You're absolutely right, and therefore we should be wary about taking it at face value, but it was Jesus who gave the parable, and personally I think that if he were going to include Hell in a parable, then he would give it an accurate description.believer258 said:I believe the part about the rich man is a parable.
I am wary about saying I'm a Christian, as the term encompasses such a broad spectrum of beliefs, e.g. The Woodsboro Baptists in America would consider themselves to be Christian, I would be very, very surprised if they truly are. Basically in a few quick paraphrases of the Bible, I believe that all have sinned and fall short of Gods standard, the penalty of that sin is death and Hell afterwards, but God provided a way out through Jesus substituting his life for ours, and we can be saved if we sincerly ask him to take away our sins and are sorry for the times we've disobeyed God.believer258 said:Are you, by any chance, a Christian, or have you just studied the Bible enough to know?