How I escaped from Hell

[DJude]

Day 391: Saw War practicing his raep face with some demon again, i swear if he tries that with me i'll kill him...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 392: Bought a gun, I'm packing heat bitches

 

[Desert Warrior]

Day 392: I watched the "Actual" Movie of Requim for a Dream...
It was fucking weird...
I LOVED IT!

 

[Rainboq]

Day 393: Gave sleek some body guards, nonsexual ones

 

[Desert Warrior]

Day 393: I am watching all the Demonic Cats and Dogs coming because they can smell Sleek is going on heat.

 

[NeoAC]

Day 392: Rain ran out of money to pay for the army. Never invest in airlines.

 

[Kud]

Day 389: Changed the channel today. I was tired of watching that soap with 3 cats and threesomes.
I wonder how's Satan is doing lately...

Don't even bother, it's hopeless, this thread is never going back to hell.

OT: Day 396: I ate one of the body guards today..

 

[Desert Warrior]

Day 394: I saw a Great Unclean One going near Sleeks camp...
I am fucking scared...

 

[Rainboq]

Day 393: came across a vast sum of money, the army is going too be around for years

 

[DJude]

Day 394: Figured out how to control a few of my infernal powers today, i am now able to materialize objects from Hell itself aswell as warp anywhere in Hell i want...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 394: It's that time of the month,I'm in Heat(GAH MUST HAVE SEX)

 

[Desert Warrior]

Day 394: The great Unclean one is hiding behind the tent maybe i should tell sleek?
So i must go inside and tell her
OH MY CTHULHU SHE IS ON HEAT!
...
Its my time to shine!

((This is a great unclean one http://warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/File:Great_Unclean_One_ss.png))

 

[Rainboq]

Day 395: Been trying too meet Sleeks needs, heat is both a awesome and a pain, Nurgle has no place in hell, sent the Greater Unlcean one away

 

[NeoAC]

Day 396: Sleeks in heat still. I gotta fix that.

 

[DJude]

Day 396: Had sex with Sleek for four hours straight, she passed out for a bit because i ****** her ***** pretty good, and made her ****** a lot, but now, i must get back to my work...

 

[Rainboq]

Day 396: Sleek should be leaving heat tomorrow, keeping her undercareful guard, the Venn version of myself is making shit up

 

[Random Argument Man]

Day 389: Changed the channel today. I was tired of watching that soap with 3 cats and threesomes.
I wonder how's Satan is doing lately...

Don't even bother, it's hopeless, this thread is never going back to hell.

OT: Day 396: I ate one of the body guards today..

Day 397: Received some mail today. Some guy said to me that hell has turned into a drama show...Which isn't really a big variation of eternal torture.

Note* Are we really going to make a RP out of a forum game?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 397: Well the last few days were exciting, had sex with Rain for five hours straight last night

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 389: Changed the channel today. I was tired of watching that soap with 3 cats and threesomes.
I wonder how's Satan is doing lately...

Don't even bother, it's hopeless, this thread is never going back to hell.

OT: Day 396: I ate one of the body guards today..

Day 397: Received some mail today. Some guy said to me that hell has turned into a drama show...Which isn't really a big variation of eternal torture.

Note* Are we really going to make a RP out of a forum game?

Well I guess so, it's fun for me

 

[Rainboq]

Day 389: Changed the channel today. I was tired of watching that soap with 3 cats and threesomes.
I wonder how's Satan is doing lately...

Don't even bother, it's hopeless, this thread is never going back to hell.

OT: Day 396: I ate one of the body guards today..

Day 397: Received some mail today. Some guy said to me that hell has turned into a drama show...Which isn't really a big variation of eternal torture.

Note* Are we really going to make a RP out of a forum game?

Sleek and I were fine, we were doing our own thing, then a load of pricks rolled by