Day 507: Ok then,
STAY OUT OF THIS MUDKIP! THE CAT GIRLS ALL DIED WHEN I TURNED THEM INTO KUNG POW KITTEN!
TALL, HAS LONG SPIKEY BLOND HAIR OR ATLEAST THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! HE WEARS A RED CLOAK AND HE CARRIES AROUND A REVOLVER! HE OCCASIONALLY TURNS INTO SOME WOLF THING!