How I escaped from Hell

[Fniff]

Fniff Diary 4: Oh.

Damn.

Wait, I think I misplanted the bomb-- Oh god. I blew up Satan's apartment.

So, what was your bomb?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 145: Happiest day ever, Rain proposed

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Day 146: Yep, I'm definitely going crazy, I proposed to myself, and tried to kill myself using a bomb.
In other news, I found some new shoes.
I think they're my old ones that I lost.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 147: Planning the wedding is tough, especially in Hell

 

[Fniff]

Tyler Durden Diary: Dear Diary,

Today I am now the part of another mind. Some guy called Rain. What kind of name is that? Anyway, lots of nice people, sadly, they don't like my nihilism.

Tyler.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Day 148:I can't keep any secrets from myself, I know where I hid the wedding planner folder, and I can find it, but I don't want me to.
I also think I'm Tyler Durden.
I know I've seen fight club, but I wonder if the rest of me has...
It doesn't matter, we I'm crazy, so it can't do too much.
I may wear the shoes to my wedding, they probably won't be any good in the dancing, but they'll look nice enough at the altar

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 149: Rain has gone missing

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Day 150: I may have gotten cold feet and run away.
But I don't know where I am.
I'm worried for myself, what if I get hurt?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 152: Met a funny talking Goat, he stole my sandwich, I still miss Rain though

 

[brtshstel]

Day 153: Well, according to some old versions of the Nicene and Apostle's Creeds, Jesus did descend to hell for three days before he rose from the dead. Guess they were right? It must be Easter time!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Day 154: Oh God there's more of me.
What do I do?

 

[Fniff]

Tyler Durden diary: Uh, start a fight club? What else can I do?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 155: I think Rain dumped me

 

[Rainboq]

Day 156: Got kidnapped by something, back for now though, working on planning the wedding too, doubt Satan is gonna be happy about happiness in hell

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 157: Rain is back, I'm happy again

 

[Rainboq]

Day 158: Nearly got killed by Satan, its not overly happy about Sleek and I having a wedding

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 159: killed Satan somehow, how dare he try and kill Rain

 

[Rainboq]

Day 200: This relationship with Sleek is just getting better and better

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 201: Rain got me pregnant, he doesn't know yet

 

[Rainboq]

Day 202: Sleek has been acting kind of weird, I don't know why