How I escaped from Hell

[The Hairminator]

Day 22: I started singing for the rats, and lured a few of them out. I now have a rat hostage to negotiate with. They are remarkably intelligent, though agressive, and seem to understand spoken language. I wish Preston was here, he would've known what to do.

 

[Kud]

Day 23: I have fallen in love with my rat hostage...

 

[Sam G]

Day 24: My rat hostage and I were all set to get married, when the ghost of Preston appeared and told me she was only using me for my money. It may just have been a hallucination brought on by hunger, but I called off the wedding anyway. She's been crying ever since.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Day 25: My hostage escaped, no doubt returning to rally her kind. I picked some garbage from a Demon's pocket, maybe I can make it into a defense robot...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(I just had to bring this up... how do you die in hell? You're already dead... I mean, you guys said Preston was dead so....)
OT: Day 26 I decide to try singing to lure another rat hostage out, hopefully a male one. The rats had been rallied and told not to speak to me, and instead 40 came came out and bit my hand 2 times each.

 

[Sam G]

Day 27: I used the grubby tissue I'd stolen from the Demon to treat my 80 bite wounds. Hope they don't get infected...

 

[NeoAC]

Day 28: They got infected. Or my skin's turning red for some other reason. I dunno.

 

[Kud]

Day 29: My rash got so bad that I spontaneously combusted and ran around screaming for a while.

Then I noticed that I had melted the bars...

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Day 30: The days seem to be blurring together now. Time is starting to lose meaning here. A new type of rat has appeared, larger than the others. It is some kind of Lord of the rats. May be able to sign a treaty with it...

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Day 31: It turns out the rat lord is allergic to paper, no treaties. Can I kill it?

 

[Rainboq]

Day 32: Found a fiddle, going too challenge Satan shortly

 

[Marlun_42]

Day 33: Practiced the fiddle nonstop. Can't do "Devil went down to Georgia" yet. More like "Devil took a day trip to Wisconson". Will try more tomorrow.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Day 34: The rats attacked last night and ate my fiddle. It's time for payback.

 

[Rainboq]

day 35: Met Hitler today, actually a nice guy, until you bring up his past, then he's a total dick

 

[j1-2themax]

Day 36: Realized I somehow missed the day 12 entry. Wonders if it was due to time travel or my slowly deteriorating condition.

In other news, began recruiting my own rat army.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 37: The rats revolted, it was not a pretty sight

 

[Jedamethis]

Day 38: Had a civilized meeting with the rat leader, Waffles.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Day 39: Meetings failed. Now I've being held captive and to be put on trial as a war ciminal for my actions against the rats.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 40: Found the pied piper's pipe, this should make things easier

 

[Jedamethis]

Day 40: Well, now I have a bunch of fat kids in here with me...
Must've played the wrong song.