How I escaped from Hell

[Jedamethis]

Day 42: I squashed the rats with all the fat kids. Now what to do...

 

[Rainboq]

Day 43: Finally killed the fan boys with a rusty nail I found

 

[Jedamethis]

Day 44: Apparentally that nail was infected. Now I have zombie fat kids.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 45: Found a shotgun, now I need some shells

 

[Jedamethis]

Day 46: Dead rat firing shotgun time!

 

[Rainboq]

Day 47: found a chainsaw, this should be fun!

 

[Random Argument Man]

Day 48: That chainsaw plan backfired. Turns out that gasoline doesn't exist in hell. Need to find another combustible...

 

[Rainboq]

Day 49: Found a fire extinguisher, functions like a flamethrower would in the real world

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 50: Traded the fire extinguisher for cake, glorious chocolate cake.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Day 51: The cake was useful for sustenance and bargaining with the Lord of the Rats. I now have a spoon and a third of a cake.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 52: got the extinguisher again, I almost killed the rat king

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 53: Hiding from the rat assassins sent to kill me by the rat king

 

[Rainboq]

Day 54: Found a catgirl, contemplating using her against the rat king

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Day 55: My right arm is starting to show signs of Daemonic possession, may need to remove it...

 

[Rainboq]

Day 56: found some sort of holy salve, arm is back too normal, the cat girl is getting really affectionate

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Day 57: It turns out that the cat girl knows a way out of this prison! A secret tunnel behind the furnace. We leave tomorrow.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 58: Tunnel was sealed, cat girl was upset by this

 

[Kud]

Day 59: The cat girl broke both of my legs with the fire extinguisher.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 60: The Cat girl has apologized and has eaten the rat king whole

 

[Kud]

Day 61: I am starting to think that the cat girl is just figment of my imagination...