How I escaped from Hell

[Sam G]

Day 62: Remember Preston? Turns out he wasn't dead after all. Finally, after about fourty days, he reconstituted himself out of my excrement and now he's back to normal. Smells a bit funny, though.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 63: Cat girl has proven herself real, I'm not going too discuss the details

 

[Fniff]

Day 64: Oh what the hell. I think I found out that I am part werewolf. My arm just grew fur and it tried to kill me with it's claws.

 

[Fniff]

Day 66: Katamari just arrived. New fact: Riding a katamari (Black hole) is not fun!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Day 68: I had just killed Satans mother...in a Yo mama battle

 

[j1-2themax]

Day 70: A very hot woman has started hanging around rhe other side of my cell door. Maybe I should ask her to let me out.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 71: Back with Cat girl, she seems too have a thing for werewolfs

 

[Fniff]

Day 72: Also, discovered I am also part vampire. Somehow. I guess my mother and father weren't really a banker and a psychologist at all.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 73: Vampire part of me is gone, thanks too a certain cat girl

 

[Fniff]

Day 74: Seems spiders have moved in. They are currently setting up in the rat city, and are currently being hated in the city.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Day 75: I have just realized how stupid i've been, I could use my new-found werewolf strength to rip the bars apart. *Proceeds in doing so* It worked! So long Rats!

 

[Rainboq]

Day 76: Got a little too intimate with cat girl, found another fire extinguisher

 

[Fniff]

Ignore this.

 

[NeoAC]

Day 78: Still can't sleep. Threw a bunch of rocks at the screaming souls. That didn't help. Catgirl's getting restless.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 80: Found a more quiet place, Catgirl has gotten much more calm

 

[Fniff]

Day 81: OK, I am really escaping.

Anyway, met a demon named Loki. He's a sadist, but he's nice enough. Might be insane, since he works after hours at punishing people.

How did I get in hell, anyway?

 

[Rainboq]

Day 82: Loki back stabbed me, stuck with Catgirl, I really should give her a name

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 83: I guess I'm the one called "catgirl"

 

[Fniff]

Day 84: OK, it seems I just met Dante.

Nice guy, bit whiney.

 

[Rainboq]

Spoiler: Sleek

BAD! we need a name for cat girl, but yes, you are