How I escaped from Hell

[Sleekgiant]

Day 270: I found myself in Rains arms again

Spoiler: Rain

Sorry it took me a while to get back but I probably won't be able to post to long

 

[Rainboq]

Day 270: Found Sleek, probably the happiest I've been in quite a while, baby should be born soon

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 271: My water broke

 

[Rainboq]

Day 272: Panic, that's the only way too describe it, there aren't many doctors in hell, and even fewer are trust worthy, Mom is helping as best she can

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 273: Gave birth to twins, one girl and one boy

 

[Rainboq]

Day 273: Happiest day of my life, can't think of a name for the boy, Luna or Scarlet for the girl

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 274: Doctor says I need to rest after the strain on my body

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 275: What the f**k? I need to go on a baby punching rampage if these butt-holes don't stop writing in my journal. none of this makes any sense. Babies? Cat People?
On a unrelated note, found a kick-ass rock that looked like Elvis.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 275: Killed Broken Orange, what a jerk, no one will miss him

 

[Rainboq]

Day 276: found a body of me, used a phoenix down, did the trick, we still don't have a name for the boy

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 276: Having trouble naming the boy, thinking Vash but I'm not sure

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 277: Woke up, my Elvis rock is nowhere to be found. Dude writing in my journal thinks that I am him. What a freak! Need to come up with a scheme to escape hell...

 

[Rainboq]

Day 278: Agreed on Vash with Sleek, should be noted that the other me is crazy, I'm a fucking father!

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 279: Meet Satan today, angry that i killed his mother about 6 months ago.

 

[Rainboq]

280: Other me is getting bold, only a matter of time

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 281: Got raped all day yesterday by Satan. Everything is cool between us now, turns out that see was a *****. Butt hurts though...

 

[Rainboq]

Day 282: can't help laughing at the other me, Sleek is having a lot of fun with the twins

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 283: Need to confront this "other me" and see what the hell his problem is.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 283: Other me confronted me today, I told him that in hell you have too live with multiple versions of yourself as punishment, each has taken different choices, some are more successful, some less, you cant stand the better yous and you become buddies with the worse ones, I'm the second best

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 284: Ok, no more talking to crazy people. Might be on to an escape plan.