How I escaped from Hell

[DJude]

Day 361: Accidentally died today, i was flung down into the ninth circle and had to make a deal with the devil, i now appearently possess great powers over some of the things in here but as of now i am unaware of how to control them... i am hungry...

 

[Desert Warrior]

Day 362: Saw Cat girl die yesterday and shed a single tear...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 352: I don't think Rain trusts me : (

 

[Rainboq]

Day 362: Approached the Peep, still wondering how that went

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 363: The peep is gone, died or something

 

[Rainboq]

Day 353: Sleek and I had a major falling out, I was a total idiot

 

[Desert Warrior]

Day 364: I have taken up the job of the pervert...So now i must go peep on the succubus dressing room or find some other Worldlings..

 

[DJude]

Day 353: Saw two other people today, they seem like they have a soap opera like relationship, it'd be best to stay away from them (note to self: don't fuck with the damned, they get pretty pissed if you poke 'em with sharp things...)

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 365: One year down here but no Rain, I hope he didn't leave me for that other catgirl

 

[Kud]

Day 365 again: I have decided that my original day 365 was to anticlimactic, so I am going to do it again.

[HEADING=1]YAY I HAVE BEEN IN HELL FOR A YEAR![/HEADING]

Wait... why am I Celebrating...?

 

[Desert Warrior]

Day 366: I've only been in hell for a few days but i can hear people almost having a new years party over it...
Now i must go put on my holy armor and mankini..

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 367: Rain left me, what did I do to him

 

[DJude]

Day 368: Everyone else thinks i'm dead, even if they're right, that doesn't mean i'm gone... that Rain fellow came to me today, he said he left the one called Sleek, i'm trying not to think much of it, just trying to find a way out for now...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 369: Rain has been missing, he won't return my calls, what a jerk

 

[Desert Warrior]

Day 370: I decided to go talk to that sleek girl she was sad..

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 371: A guy named DW came up to me, really nice guy, I'm just not very trusting of people right now

 

[Desert Warrior]

Day 372: Went out and hunted some demonic beef for demonic ham burgers tonight maybe i should ask Sleek if she would want some..That might cheer her up!

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 372: Trying not to act emo but I'm so depressed right now, maybe DW's cookout will cheer me up

 

[Rainboq]

Day 372: Returned, something attacked me and destroyed my phone, still bleeding...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 373: Rain!!!! He's back, oh I was so worried