How long ago was your last date?
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3 months ago. Relationship lasted a month, she ended it, but I knew she didn't feel happy about it so it was kinda mutual. We don't talk, but we don't hate each other now, so it's all OK.
I'm weird and all the potential men I know are crap. Yeah, so maybe I have high standards. Whatever, dying alone doesn't seem so bad.SimuLord said:
My most recent date was to my high school's homecoming dance about 7 years ago. I hang out with people a lot, but not usually one-on-one. Furthermore I think that the other person may have interpreted some more recent goings-on as dates, but I didn't think of them as such. So, yeah... 7 years.
You cold hearted *****, you still have his ps2? Way to ruin his life.Vault101 said:
Just kidding, I bet you had your reasons.
OT: My last date was a couple weeks ago, nothing came of it.
My last proper date was over four years ago.
But I have another proper date scheduled for next week. I've been out meeting girls, it's great! Even when they say no, you just get over it and move onto the next one.
In sales they have a technique called the law of averages - you ring up one hundred people in the hopes of getting just three sales. The more people you ask, the more people are likely to buy what you're selling. In this case you're selling your love and affection and penis/vagina.
Plus the more people you ask, the more practice you get. It's taken me near enough ten years (since I reached 'dating age' and started to notice that girls didn't seem so icky anymore) to figure this out, and it seems so obvious now.
Even if you do make a total ass out of yourself on your first impression, there are women that will respond to that - case in point, myself. Looking like an ass has snagged me a drinks and movie date at my flat with a cute girl.
So it can work. Even if you have your 'one and only soul mate' who might go out with you one day, get out there and ask people out. It's great fun.
But I have another proper date scheduled for next week. I've been out meeting girls, it's great! Even when they say no, you just get over it and move onto the next one.
In sales they have a technique called the law of averages - you ring up one hundred people in the hopes of getting just three sales. The more people you ask, the more people are likely to buy what you're selling. In this case you're selling your love and affection and penis/vagina.
Plus the more people you ask, the more practice you get. It's taken me near enough ten years (since I reached 'dating age' and started to notice that girls didn't seem so icky anymore) to figure this out, and it seems so obvious now.
Even if you do make a total ass out of yourself on your first impression, there are women that will respond to that - case in point, myself. Looking like an ass has snagged me a drinks and movie date at my flat with a cute girl.
So it can work. Even if you have your 'one and only soul mate' who might go out with you one day, get out there and ask people out. It's great fun.
Never.
Several reasons: My face (ahh!), my screwed up sexuality (disturbing fetishes and lack of sex drive), my weird habits, my lack of athletic ability (bad depth perception), glasses, and finally, I'm too nervous. Of rejection, of the girl laughing at me. Of something like that.
I mean, I had a nervous breakdown ordering a cheeseburger at McDonalds from a somewhat attractive girl. I'm not Michael Cera awkward, I'm unable to function in normal society awkward.
Several reasons: My face (ahh!), my screwed up sexuality (disturbing fetishes and lack of sex drive), my weird habits, my lack of athletic ability (bad depth perception), glasses, and finally, I'm too nervous. Of rejection, of the girl laughing at me. Of something like that.
I mean, I had a nervous breakdown ordering a cheeseburger at McDonalds from a somewhat attractive girl. I'm not Michael Cera awkward, I'm unable to function in normal society awkward.
Never happened. I'm the one everyone deemed to be stupid and insane (seriously) because he makes decent end labels for N64 games and buys old games and consoles off ebay. I'm also very snarky, cynical and condescending to people I don't like, which covers most of the female demographic.
