1. English (fluent, native)
2. Afrikaans (fluent but not native, I have an accent - Afrikaans is the bastard offshoot of German and Dutch, otherwise known as Kitchen Dutch and so I can understand a fair amount of both Germand and Dutch if someone speaks slowly and doesn't use long words)
3. Japanese (conversational, a vocabulary of about a thousand words, I can read and write hirgana, katakana and about 300 kanji - JPLT level 3, aiming for 2)
4. Zulu (conversational - Zulu is a South African tribal language native to Kwa-Zulu Natal. I also speak enough shalapalapa/toetsie taal to make myself understood for basic requests, greetings and conversations. Shalapalapa/toestie taal is a blend of African languages from Sesotho to Xhosa)
I can speak enough French, Italian, Tagalog and Khmer for basic greetings, to say I'm lost and to get directions, and to negotiate prices. I get lost a lot. Oh, and I can swear in Irish Gaelic (but Scottish Gaelic and Welsh leave me completely confused)
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