How many sexual partners have you had?

[DeadlyYellow]

I HAVE HAD 100 SEXUAL PARTNERS STARTING FROM WHEN I HIT PUBERTY AT THE AGE OF 8 I AM SO MUCH COOLER THAN YOU LOOK AT MY EPEEN
LOOK AT IT

Exactly the kind of derision I was hoping to find here. Thank you.

Me? I'm monogamous.

 

[Ozzythecat]

I've had two partners. Haven't had one in a while though...

 

[Thunderhorse31]

I HAVE HAD 100 SEXUAL PARTNERS STARTING FROM WHEN I HIT PUBERTY AT THE AGE OF 8 I AM SO MUCH COOLER THAN YOU LOOK AT MY EPEEN
LOOK AT IT

*golf clap* Well played sir.

 

[Phantom_IEC]

If we want to get technical OP could be saying he has only had sex between 15 and 20 times, if each situation wasa one night stand.

I've only had one sexual partner but the amount of sex we have had in the ten years we have been together would probably make the OP feel really inadequate.

brag So in conclusion one partner but i'm pretty sure i've had A LOT more sex than you. /brag

 

[PleaseDele]

I'm male, 20 years old, and have one sexual partner. She's been with me for almost two years now.

(I was damn close to have had sex before her though, or so I thought..)

 

[Wrds]

I'm 20 and none. That's not to say opportunity hasn't arisen a couple times. I just don't like casual sex and I've yet to find anyone I truly care about that has reciprocated my feelings.

 

[Smooth Operator]

OP: Wow, there is a shameless brag if I ever seen one.
I imagine it's excess of testosterone that makes you tick, and that brought you to the brilliant idea of comparing e-peens.

As for me... no easy way to say it really, it's over 9000.

 

[WrongSprite]

18, none, not bothered.
3 sexual acts mind.
No offence OP, but you seem like kind of a dick.

 

[Whoolpurse]

1, My girlfriend I've had for 2 years. I'm 18.

 

[Wondermint13]

Oh several partners-eight in fact
Not to point paticulars but their names were Liliana, morrigan, liara, tali, ashley, miranda, kelly, and jack
[HEADING=1]I win :Ð[/HEADING]

You did Tali and Jack?!?

:O

I've had none, yeah, laugh...

I did 'em at the same time... WIN!

 

[moretimethansense]

Two, my left hand and my right hand.

Forever alone.

 

[Ekonk]

18 and one.

 

[InnerRebellion]

None. Even if I had, I wouldn't tell. Why? Because I don't see the point in boasting about stuff like that.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I'm 18 and I've had one sexual partner. My ex girlfriend.

 

[New Troll]

Not very many but still too much.

 

[BENZOOKA]

A bragging thread? Honestly?

Yet the OP either lies his age in the original post or on his profile. And nobody would say 15-20. Get your troll on...

OT: Not telling, though.

 

[j0frenzy]

We've had a few threads like this lately.

But anyway... it sounded like you were boasting so... more than you. *pops bubble*

Ouch. Thats not so much as popping his bubble as castrating his ego with a rusty spoon.

OT: Between 0 and 100. Guess. *awesomeface*

I am guessing you have had e sexual partners, because math is awesome.

As for myself, 21 and 2. And I am trying very hard to forget about the second except she is crazy enough that you could sell her as an Almond Joy and refuses to leave me alone.

Captch: rrect from? Are you trying to make me say something that sounds like rectum Escapist? For shame.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I am 18 years old and have had between 15-20 sexual partners I don't know why but maybe it is because I have a high libido and started having sex when I was 13.

Well I will be damned if this isn't the most blatant attempt at attention grabbing on this forum in recent memory.

EDIT: On topic: I am 20 years old and have had zero sex friends since I am a sarcastic anti-social fuck who is more likely to stab people in the face and hide them in my fridge then I am to have sex with them.

...You mean you don't stab them in the face and then have sex with them? O.O