How much is your hair worth?
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She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, don't know
It's not for lack of bread, like the Greatful Dead, darlin'
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my hair
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas, in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzing bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, splendor, the wonder of my hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my hair
I want long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided
Powered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spahettied
Oh say, can you see my eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short
Down with here, down to there
Down till there, down to where it's stuck by itself
They'll be ga-ga at the go-go, when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it, Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son, why don't my mother love me?
Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair
I'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, don't know
It's not for lack of bread, like the Greatful Dead, darlin'
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my hair
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas, in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzing bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, splendor, the wonder of my hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my hair
I want long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided
Powered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spahettied
Oh say, can you see my eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short
Down with here, down to there
Down till there, down to where it's stuck by itself
They'll be ga-ga at the go-go, when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it, Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son, why don't my mother love me?
Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair
They can have my leg hair for tuppence ha'penny. As for the rest, they'll have to give me...
ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!
ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!
They can shave my body for free. I'd pay them. But then again, it's expected as a girl.
For my hair? I dunno. I'd shave it off myself if a friend had to go through chemo and donate it, probably... but just because? Not sure... it's one of my best features.
For my hair? I dunno. I'd shave it off myself if a friend had to go through chemo and donate it, probably... but just because? Not sure... it's one of my best features.
Well the barber shop charges 21 euros for a haircut, so I guess I'd value it at minus 250 euros. But I'm a firstclass cheapskate, so I think I'll keep my hairdo, thanks.
The uncomfortable itching I'd get from a full body shave puts my body hair at about two months salary.
My head has about two years' growth going, so that wouldn't be cheap either. No guesses as to a figure. Wouldn't want to do it.
My beard they can have, I can replace it in a week.
My head has about two years' growth going, so that wouldn't be cheap either. No guesses as to a figure. Wouldn't want to do it.
My beard they can have, I can replace it in a week.
Not that much. Giving my head hair away for wig making for people who lost theirs in cancer (or similar).
Currently about 15-20cm long. Should be ready for Christmas.
Also. No, I'm not shaving my other body hair. Trimming is more than enough, saves me the insane itching and sweat build up.
Currently about 15-20cm long. Should be ready for Christmas.
Also. No, I'm not shaving my other body hair. Trimming is more than enough, saves me the insane itching and sweat build up.
If someone paid me a £5,000 I would shave all my hair off, I've been growing it for about 5 Years now and when its wet it goes past my nipples at the front and at the back its about halfway down my back.
Male, waist-long hair.
I'd honestly shave it off for 20 bucks. Not because I need the money, but because I don't give a flying about my hair. 20 bucks is fine to pay shaving it and have something extra.
I'd honestly shave it off for 20 bucks. Not because I need the money, but because I don't give a flying about my hair. 20 bucks is fine to pay shaving it and have something extra.
