How much more awesome?

[Daffy F]

Okay, lets get this started. Basically, you just say a way of making what the person before you said MORE awesome, then say something of your own.
Example:
Person 1: A cat

Person 2: A cat with a jet pack.
Waffles

Person 3: Waffles with syrup
Cake
Etc...

I'll start: A loaf of bread.

 

[sky14kemea]

A loaf of bread with a huge packet of bacon!

A giraffe.

 

[Daffy F]

A Giraffe on Roller Skates!

A muffin (I have a thing for bakery items, don't I?)

 

[oppp7]

A muffin cut with a chainsaw.

An alligator.

 

[sky14kemea]

An alligator with a trilby.

A bucket.

 

[Daffy F]

A bucket full of god's tears.

A pie on a windowsill. (I'm going with a theme here)

 

[oppp7]

The windowsill is a bomb.

A volcano.

 

[Daffy F]

A volcano DOOM fortress.

A bakery

 

[sky14kemea]

A bakery owned by Chuck Norris!

murky dishwater

 

[Daffy F]

A murky Dishwasher!

The moon (Sorry to break the trend... Couldn't think of anything) :]

 

[oppp7]

The moon ON FIRE!

Caps lock.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Caps lock which when pressed caused you to eject out of your house, into the sky!

A stick of dynamite.

 

[Daffy F]

Dynamite on fire!!!!! [small]Sorry[/small]

A trebuchet.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

A Trebuchet which fires exploding sheep!

Toenail clippings found down the back of the sofa

 

[Daffy F]

The toenail clippings are made of solid titanium!!!!

Poland
EDIT:[small]Sorry for Ninjaing[/small]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Poland when you say it's name something explodes

A monkey

 

[Daffy F]

A monkey with a firework!

A wild Boar

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

A wild boar, but with the addition of flinlock pistols that fire flaming poker chips

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

The blank space that when you try to comprehend it your face implodes!

Tigers

 

[Daffy F]

Tigers with ICBM silos in their backs.

A wallet full of money.