How much more awesome?

[Iiits Borthwick]

Golden, fire breathing, flying wallets

A microchip

 

[Daffy F]

A microchip with BOOBS

A Cow.

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

Magic cows that eat Bears

the coolface

 

[Daffy F]

The giant machine that created 4chan.


An enormous Anvil.

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

God's Lightning Anvil

Heavy Metal

 

[Daffy F]

AnVil.

A poster with uncle Sam on it.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A poster with zombie uncle Sam on it.

Bruce Dickinson.

 

[oppp7]

Holding a flamethrower.

A golden cigar.

 

[Daffy F]

A golden cigar being smoked by Mr.T.

Charles Dickens.

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

Charles dickens from the future, with cyber orphans

Industry

 

[Daffy F]

Industry ON FIRE!!!!! [small]Very sorry, folks...[/small]

An earing

 

[oppp7]

A robotic earing.

Flying sharks.

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

With lazers attatched to their heads

Bears

 

[Daffy F]

Bears ON FIRE!!!
Sorry
Umm Bears with laser torpedos.

A giant tortoise.

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

A giant tortoise GIGA FORTRESS OF DESTRUCTION!!!! With gun batteries included at no extra cost

Water

 

[Code Monkey]

A giant tortoise air guitaring.

A wig.

 

[Daffy F]

A wig ON FIRE!
(That one actually IS awesome)
A giant Lawyer wig

Cheese

 

[Code Monkey]

A guitar made of cheese.

A ninja

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

a ninja GIGA FORTRESS OF DESTRUCTION...... no, not really.... ON FIRE, no, not that either... With golden balls and shurikens

The centre of the earth

 

[Daffy F]

Before I do anything. (The centre of the earth ON FIRE duh)
The centre of the earth.. and Buddha.

Cow pats