How much more awesome?

[oppp7]

Doom 4.
A pointy stick.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Made of pure energy

A dusty old hat

 

[Zeromaeus]

A dusty old magick hat.

Black Mage.

 

[oppp7]

White mage.
Jack in the box.

 

[fanklok]

that shoots lighting out of everywhere

Cobra Commander

 

[Sleekgiant]

with a corvette

The Orange Box

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

The Orange Box with all the weapons from the games in real life.

A supermarket trolley

 

[Sleekgiant]

with rockets

sneakers

 

[oppp7]

Melted sneakers.
Snakes on a plane.

 

[Daffy F]

Snakes on a plane, ON FIRE!
Snakes, but with knives for teeth. (on a plane)

Aids needles

 

[oppp7]

Aids needles driving a float.
A giant panda.

 

[Daffy F]

A giant panda with lazor fur.

A banana

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

A banana , angered by the consummation of his brothers and sisters, decides to take revenge on humanity. RAMBO STYLE!

Rambo

 

[Sleekgiant]

with 50% more guns

Dead Space

 

[Daffy F]

Son of rambo... I think?

A KFC bargain bucket

 

[fanklok]

Living space in the dead zone.

TMNT

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

TNT

A kung fu rat

 

[Daffy F]

They add an extra rat... he has wings... and an eyepatch, and a katana... he is grey coloured, and has a gun.

Pork Chops

 

[oppp7]

Raw pork chops.
A polypeptide.

 

[Daffy F]

What you said being eaten by A giant carrot.

Ten thousand pounds