How old are you?

[Skeleon]

23 and still kicking.
I don't do much online-multiplayer for those exact reasons (OP), though.
If anything, I'll get a few buddies and we'll have a LAN.

 

[VonSnoggers]

over 9000... actually goin on 23... still... feels old when you look back at your life... and realize... you've done nothing anyone will remember if you were to die right then....

what a charming outlook on your life.

 

[Ajna]

over 9000... actually goin on 23... still... feels old when you look back at your life... and realize... you've done nothing anyone will remember if you were to die right then....

It's only 1/4 of your life down the drain. No biggy. Unless you planned on enjoying it.

I realize this may come as quite a shock, but people do generally live past twenty.

So all that money I spent on funeral services for January 27th 2011 was a waste!? SHIT.

Has been changed. Thank you... Jan.

No problem at all, Vajna.

Is that a sexual innuendo I spot in your post?

 

[FrostyV3]

I am older than time itself. I have seen mighty kindgoms rise and fall, and the dawning of a trillion days.

I'm also 18. Also, does this thread have a point?

This, but subtract two years.

You're 16, Max? heh, would have picked you to be 10 years older
~Frosty.

 

[Twilight_guy]

*drums teeth* 19. You could just look at people's profiles. I think age is on there along with a lot of other cool stuff, (usually some people like to remain mysterious).

 

[twistedshadows]

I realize this may come as quite a shock, but people do generally live past twenty.

So all that money I spent on funeral services for January 27th 2011 was a waste!? SHIT.

Unless you plan to lay in your casket until you die of starvation/dehydration.
Or Max comes hunting for you after you threatened the safety of his legs.

 

[Ajna]

Is that a sexual innuendo I spot in your post?

Oooh maybe! -coy look-

Don't swing that way. Sorry.

 

[Xeros]

Whenever I encounter one of those cretins, I give them 3 macros from the bottom of my heart. "/spit, /slap, /ignore". And I'm 16 since you ask.

 

[Ajna]

I realize this may come as quite a shock, but people do generally live past twenty.

So all that money I spent on funeral services for January 27th 2011 was a waste!? SHIT.

Unless you plan to lay in your casket until you die of starvation/dehydration.
Or Max comes hunting for you after you threatened the safety of his legs.

Max would probably be fine without those fleshy whatsitfaces. Organics are useless. Were it not so expensive, I'd hack off my legs tomorrow morning, so that I could get those cool prosthetics that can go 60 mph. Those are cool. And a robotic hand, with a swiss army knife in the fingers... And a VRD... and a new torso, one that's made out of shiny titanium, so that I'm bullet proof...

Yeah, the only thing that I'd like to keep is my brain. And even then, the hunk of flesh itself isn't that great. Not too space efficient. I'd prefer the same thought patterns and memories, but on a harddrive of sorts. A backup would be nice.

I have a feeling Max would agree with me on the "the human body is a failure" theory.

 

[Ajna]

Is that a sexual innuendo I spot in your post?

Oooh maybe! -coy look-

Don't swing that way. Sorry.

It's alright, neither do I.

Wink. (I'm just gonna keep this up until you outright tell me to stop, by the way)

Or Max comes hunting for you after you threatened the safety of his legs.

Max on a mission. Hot.

Seriously, I'm not gay.

/me slams madbird into a closet.

You're not allowed out until you admit it.

Also, yes, I chose a closet on purpose.

 

[joystickjunki3]

I'm 21, but hearing some many people come out and say that they're under 17 makes me question their credibility, so I'm officially ignoring this thread from now on unless someone quotes me.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I'm fifteen years old, turning 16 in November.

 

[Ajna]

/me slams madbird into a closet.

You're not allowed out until you admit it.

Also, yes, I chose a closet on purpose.

It smells in here. And I can hear breathing.

OH GOD.. MAX!?

Nope. That's me. I didn't remember to step outside of the closet before I shut it. Also, it's locked. Key's on the endtable outside in the hallway.

 

[Neonbob]

I'm 21, but hearing some many people come out and say that they're under 17 makes me question their credibility, so I'm officially ignoring this thread from now on unless someone quotes me.

Hah! Now you can't ignore it!...yeah, my life is that pointless at 4am. There goes that whole theory about "maturity with age"...

/me slams madbird into a closet.

You're not allowed out until you admit it.

Also, yes, I chose a closet on purpose.

It smells in here. And I can hear breathing.

OH GOD.. MAX!?

Dun-dun-duhhhhhh!

 

[twistedshadows]

I realize this may come as quite a shock, but people do generally live past twenty.

So all that money I spent on funeral services for January 27th 2011 was a waste!? SHIT.

Unless you plan to lay in your casket until you die of starvation/dehydration.
Or Max comes hunting for you after you threatened the safety of his legs.

Max would probably be fine without those fleshy whatsitfaces. Organics are useless. Were it not so expensive, I'd hack off my legs tomorrow morning, so that I could get those cool prosthetics that can go 60 mph. Those are cool. And a robotic hand, with a swiss army knife in the fingers... And a VRD... and a new torso, one that's made out of shiny titanium, so that I'm bullet proof...

Yeah, the only thing that I'd like to keep is my brain. And even then, the hunk of flesh itself isn't that great. Not too space efficient. I'd prefer the same thought patterns and memories, but on a harddrive of sorts. A backup would be nice.

I have a feeling Max would agree with me on the "the human body is a failure" theory.

Are you going Ghost in the Shell on me?
A cybernetic body would be pretty sweet, but I still wouldn't want someone else randomly chopping off my body parts just because I'll get some new hardware out of the incident. I'd rather go to a lab and have them take care of it (less problems with rough edges that way).

And assuming what Max will say/think apparently hurts his pride in being unpredictably predictable.

 

[joystickjunki3]

I'm 21, but hearing some many people come out and say that they're under 17 makes me question their credibility, so I'm officially ignoring this thread from now on unless someone quotes me.

Hah! Now you can't ignore it!...yeah, my life is that pointless at 4am. There goes that whole theory about "maturity with age"...

As soon as I posted that I knew someone was bound to quote me out of boredom/spite.

Touche, sir.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Damn, this is a forum of young 'uns.

That being said, 16. We seem to be the most outspoken.

 

[Fraught]

I am older than time itself. I have seen mighty kindgoms rise and fall, and the dawning of a trillion days.

I'm also 18. Also, does this thread have a point?

This, but subtract two years.

This, but subtract another two years.

 

[InProgress]

18 in July...From then on, I will be eligible for sexual assault, paedophilia and going to prison. That doesn't sound very interesting, though. But, I can buy games rated 18+ all by myself.

 

[Neonbob]

I'm 21, but hearing some many people come out and say that they're under 17 makes me question their credibility, so I'm officially ignoring this thread from now on unless someone quotes me.

Hah! Now you can't ignore it!...yeah, my life is that pointless at 4am. There goes that whole theory about "maturity with age"...

As soon as I posted that I knew someone was bound to quote me out of boredom/spite.

Touche, sir.

...Yeah...do I get points for acknowledging pointlessness? I could really use some points. I like points. My brain is telling me to shut the hell up and go to bed now...
*thud*