How old are you?

[Sgt Doom]

17, 18 on the 25th.

 

[Ajna]

You know how girls (and gays) are scared of stingy killer bee's right, and in summer they try to replicate the "salon" hairstyle or look by using fruity hair products with extracts of pansy.

Then they wonder why the insects all munch on their ears during a BBQ.

Really makes you think.

... No, it doesn't.

 

[Ajna]

You know how girls (and gays) are scared of stingy killer bee's right, and in summer they try to replicate the "salon" hairstyle or look by using fruity hair products with extracts of pansy.

Then they wonder why the insects all munch on their ears during a BBQ.

Really makes you think.

... No, it doesn't.

I was TRYING to be NICE.

You failed, 8.65 seconds in.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I realize this may come as quite a shock, but people do generally live past twenty.

So all that money I spent on funeral services for January 27th 2011 was a waste!? SHIT.

Unless you plan to lay in your casket until you die of starvation/dehydration.
Or Max comes hunting for you after you threatened the safety of his legs.

Max would probably be fine without those fleshy whatsitfaces. Organics are useless. Were it not so expensive, I'd hack off my legs tomorrow morning, so that I could get those cool prosthetics that can go 60 mph. Those are cool. And a robotic hand, with a swiss army knife in the fingers... And a VRD... and a new torso, one that's made out of shiny titanium, so that I'm bullet proof...

Yeah, the only thing that I'd like to keep is my brain. And even then, the hunk of flesh itself isn't that great. Not too space efficient. I'd prefer the same thought patterns and memories, but on a harddrive of sorts. A backup would be nice.

I have a feeling Max would agree with me on the "the human body is a failure" theory.

Wouldn't your brain start rotting without the rest of your body to maintain its organic structure? I think it might be better to completely digitalize your brain, and put it all on a computer (using your thought patterns as OS)? That way all you have to worry about are hackers, virusses, your hardware rusting away after a few centuries (if well maintained) and your bandwidth.

EDIT: Also I'm 18.

 

[Ajna]

I realize this may come as quite a shock, but people do generally live past twenty.

So all that money I spent on funeral services for January 27th 2011 was a waste!? SHIT.

Unless you plan to lay in your casket until you die of starvation/dehydration.
Or Max comes hunting for you after you threatened the safety of his legs.

Max would probably be fine without those fleshy whatsitfaces. Organics are useless. Were it not so expensive, I'd hack off my legs tomorrow morning, so that I could get those cool prosthetics that can go 60 mph. Those are cool. And a robotic hand, with a swiss army knife in the fingers... And a VRD... and a new torso, one that's made out of shiny titanium, so that I'm bullet proof...

Yeah, the only thing that I'd like to keep is my brain. And even then, the hunk of flesh itself isn't that great. Not too space efficient. I'd prefer the same thought patterns and memories, but on a harddrive of sorts. A backup would be nice.

I have a feeling Max would agree with me on the "the human body is a failure" theory.

Wouldn't your brain start rotting without the rest of your body to maintain its organic structure? I think it might be better to completely digitalize your brain, and put it all on a computer (using your thought patterns as OS)? That way all you have to worry about are hackers, virusses, your hardware rusting away after a few centuries (if well maintained) and your bandwidth.

Reread the second paragraph in the post of mine you quoted...

Yeah... That.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I realize this may come as quite a shock, but people do generally live past twenty.

So all that money I spent on funeral services for January 27th 2011 was a waste!? SHIT.

Unless you plan to lay in your casket until you die of starvation/dehydration.
Or Max comes hunting for you after you threatened the safety of his legs.

Max would probably be fine without those fleshy whatsitfaces. Organics are useless. Were it not so expensive, I'd hack off my legs tomorrow morning, so that I could get those cool prosthetics that can go 60 mph. Those are cool. And a robotic hand, with a swiss army knife in the fingers... And a VRD... and a new torso, one that's made out of shiny titanium, so that I'm bullet proof...

Yeah, the only thing that I'd like to keep is my brain. And even then, the hunk of flesh itself isn't that great. Not too space efficient. I'd prefer the same thought patterns and memories, but on a harddrive of sorts. A backup would be nice.

I have a feeling Max would agree with me on the "the human body is a failure" theory.

Wouldn't your brain start rotting without the rest of your body to maintain its organic structure? I think it might be better to completely digitalize your brain, and put it all on a computer (using your thought patterns as OS)? That way all you have to worry about are hackers, virusses, your hardware rusting away after a few centuries (if well maintained) and your bandwidth.

Reread the second paragraph in the post of mine you quoted...

Yeah... That.

Oh right, I first thought you meant to only use the harddrive as a backup...

 

[DigitalSushi]

You know how girls (and gays) are scared of stingy killer bee's right, and in summer they try to replicate the "salon" hairstyle or look by using fruity hair products with extracts of pansy.

Then they wonder why the insects all munch on their ears during a BBQ.

Really makes you think.

Yeah either bee's like flowers and fruity products, or they are male chauvanist and homophobic.

My view is that if your gay enough to think Lady gaga is a good musician then you deserve to have your head bitten off by mutant killer insects.

ouch for lady gaga

IF she's offended by me she can cry into her millions of dollars.

I can always edit to state Madonna instead?, no wait! SPICE GIRLS!

 

[DigitalSushi]

Lets settle this once and for all, Max, do you like Lady Gaga and are you afraid of insects?.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Billie Joe Armstrong.
Green Day.

Thought so. That settles it.

Lets settle this once and for all, Max, do you like Lady Gaga and are you afraid of insects?.

Answer the man!

I reckon he's bluffing.

Poor Max, here we are bored on a saturday morning, picking on him.

 

[TOO S0BER]

18 here and I'm against young people playing games such as CoD. I did also play unsuitable games for my age (Half Life at 9) but with guidence from my brothers and its a different situation. These kids are learning terrible and disgusting language and acts from older players. Very wrong. Even I get offended by the language of some people on online games. All you can do is mute them. And kick their arse.

Yes. Arse kick FTW. I think what pisses me off the most is that they probably do not know what they are even saying.

 

[TOO S0BER]

I'm 14 and I really have problems with idiots like you. NOT ALL 10-14 year olds have squeeky voices. NOT ALL of them (or us or whatever) are idiots. You just need to be more tolerant and mute anyone who annoys you.

So...can I mute you...?

Nah i'm just kidding

Yes, you're right. Not all of the 10-14 years olds are like that. The problem is generalization, which is true. Most of the 10-14 year olds have squeeky voices. It's not so much as the voices or them being "idiots" but their potty mouths and the pure ignorance of the meaning of the words they're using. That is the problem...

 

[sorry user name taken.]

now this is shocking....

My pretty avatar?
Or the whole "gay" thing, because I assure you it is not based on facts.

it doesn't bother me max ^_^

 

[sorry user name taken.]

You failed, 8.65 seconds in.

Well phoeey to you.

...back on topic I'm 23 but most of the time i look 12 -___- ....

Yeah I get that a lot. I'm 18, but I have a baby face. T.T

T_T who wants to hit on a 12 yr old...

 

[DigitalSushi]

now this is shocking....

My pretty avatar?
Or the whole "gay" thing, because I assure you it is not based on facts.

it doesn't bother me max ^_^

Your mean, firstly you harass his sexuality then you mess up the quotes, IS THERE NO END TO YOUR EVIL?

 

[TOO S0BER]

Nice try, Government! That may have worked for my fake social security numbers but it won't - wait, you're not the CIA are you?

laff...way to fail

 

[TOO S0BER]

I'll be 19 next week on the 12th.

Happy Birthday!

 

[The_Prophet]

I'm 14 and I really have problems with idiots like you. NOT ALL 10-14 year olds have squeeky voices. NOT ALL of them (or us or whatever) are idiots. You just need to be more tolerant and mute anyone who annoys you.

So...can I mute you...?

Nah i'm just kidding

Yes, you're right. Not all of the 10-14 years olds are like that. The problem is generalization, which is true. Most of the 10-14 year olds have squeeky voices. It's not so much as the voices or them being "idiots" but their potty mouths and the pure ignorance of the meaning of the words they're using. That is the problem...

Eh? All of my friends and every 10-14 year old I know doesn't have a squeeky voice,

 

[TOO S0BER]

You failed, 8.65 seconds in.

Well phoeey to you.

...back on topic I'm 23 but most of the time i look 12 -___- ....

Yeah I get that a lot. I'm 18, but I have a baby face. T.T

Genetics Fail

 

[TOO S0BER]

Snip

Well, since I know you're not ACTUALLY twelve, I'd be happy to.

-looks up and down- How YOU doiiiiin? -Joey nod-

laff

 

[TOO S0BER]

I'm 14 and I really have problems with idiots like you. NOT ALL 10-14 year olds have squeeky voices. NOT ALL of them (or us or whatever) are idiots. You just need to be more tolerant and mute anyone who annoys you.

So...can I mute you...?

Nah i'm just kidding

Yes, you're right. Not all of the 10-14 years olds are like that. The problem is generalization, which is true. Most of the 10-14 year olds have squeeky voices. It's not so much as the voices or them being "idiots" but their potty mouths and the pure ignorance of the meaning of the words they're using. That is the problem...

Eh? All of my friends and every 10-14 year old I know doesn't have a squeeky voice,

And how many people is that as compared to the hundreds of thousands that play XBL?