How smart are you?

[thom_cat_]

That was the most retarded 'are you smart' test.
I don't give a shit about Elvis. I don't care about the questions about America or anything American. Historical dates have nothing to do with intelligence.
Although I got 20 right it was still pointless and no test of intelligence.

 

[Rayath]

Oh dear. Only 14 points.

Well, it seems this test is saying I need to stop wasting my time on school and all that other stuff and instead focus on the real important things like song references, names of serial killers and of course where some unknown beer is brewed.

I could make a joke about Americans, but I'm to stoopid.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Lol 18...

WTF language did Jesus speak then???

 

[neoontime]

I got 13 so.....YAY!

 

[JokerCrowe]

It's quite strange.The first time I did the test I got a 18, it said the average was 17,8 and that I was a little smarter than average. Then, since I accidentaly double clicked on one question I did it again and got a 19. But then it said that the average was 18.3... *hmmm*
I'm still smart though.

 

[The_Echo]

OK, seriously? This is worse than IQ tests. This isn't testing my knowledge, this is testing how well I can remember things.

Like the year Elvis died. I'm not sure if I got that one right, but how does that prove I'm smart?

Lol 18...

WTF language did Jesus speak then???

Aramaic.

 

[unicron44]

I got a 21, but it seemed more like Trivial Pursuit.

 

[tigermilk]

Do you get extra points or points deducted for knowing the 'My Chemical Romance' question?

 

[tigermilk]

Like the year Elvis died. I'm not sure if I got that one right, but how does that prove I'm smart?

He did a 1977 comeback tour, thats how I knew the answer about the alleged racist sexual deviant. To clarify he apparently moved a girl into his house at 14 and married her at 16 and said the only thing a black person can do for me is shine my shoes (and of course write a number of his songs). Cookie to anyone who can quote this and add the elvis discussion scene from Jarmusch's 'Coffee and Cigarettes'.

EDIT: I don't have the requisite ability/IQ to quote properly on the escapist.

 

[Hashime]

Considering the heavy American bias I would say 25 is good.

 

[EatPieYes]

Strange quiz, and it made me want to listen to The Black Parade. So I'm just gonna go ahead and do that...

 

[mrF00bar]

This is the worst fucking "iq" test I have ever seen.

If you can even call it and IQ test.

 

[Xskills]

25. No wonder why I am such a stuck-up jaded narcissist.

 

[silasbufu]

I got 22. How the hell does knowing where Obama was born make me smart or not?
Some of the questions were bull..

 

[Artina89]

This test was badly thought out and stupid how the hell do my chemical romance feature in an IQ test? I got 26 though.

 

[silasbufu]

double post

 

[Nazz3]

12.

Fuck it, how should I know how many miles theres between LA and NY. Or where some dude called Obama was born.

 

[Rickyvantof]

That test was meant for Americanians.
Still I got 19, which means I'm smart :B

 

[Slavik_91]

The test asks a bunch of American history, something I haven't learned/don't really care about

 

[ShakerSilver]

"I am smart! I am smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T! I am smart!"