How To Remember The Names Of The 8 Planets

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

I will stick to there being nine planets come Hell or high water!
You can torture me with knives, pressure or even Sonic Underground but to no avail!

...My Venomous Equestrian Monkey Just Sat Underneath Napoleon's Plantation.

 

[CrysisMcGee]

It's nine planets, and I don't care who says different. Just because Pluto is now classified as a dwarf planet doesn't mean it is not a planet.

And if yuo want to get technical and include all the Dwarf Planets, that brings our solar system to 13 planets. The other 4 are Ceres, which is in between Mars and Jupiter, then after Pluto, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris.

 

[DND Judgement]

Pluto=Roman god of the underworld

also Pluto=Greek god of the underworld.... Hades was the underworld itself....

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

Pfft, Pluto isn't a planet, It's a dwarf planet and everyone knows they aren't real planets.

Just Like Dwarf people.
Wait...

 

[Distorted Stu]

This thread has helped me learn.

 

[AxelMiller]

This reminds me pertty much of that "SPORTS" thing they have in the army.

 

[BrEnNo1023]

I was taught My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizza-pies

As for Pluto, Brian Regan put it best
Just a big nothing!

As for a new way how about May Very Enlightened Memes Just Stop Under Necrophelia

Tsk tsk tsk, I can see why the world needs a new acronym.
As we all know, child obesity is a very pressing issue, and the use of 'nine pizza pies' promotes unhealthy eating habits. It's teaching our children it is okay to eat nine pizza pies all at once, and that is just wrong! :O
*puts hands on hips and shoots stern look at everybody*

..lol. To think there are people out there who think that.

Why don't we just ... learn the damn planet names off by heart? It would take just as long to learn the actual names (or less!) just to learn all the planets.

But...for comic purposes, the Velociraptors one is definitely a winner ;D

Pfft, Pluto isn't a planet, It's a dwarf planet and everyone knows they aren't real planets.

Just Like Dwarf people.
Wait...

:O OOH EDGY.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Pluto is a planet and no fucking useless bald guy in a lab coat is going to tell me otherwise! That's right scientists, until you discover teleportation devices you don't get to fucking talk to me.

 

[Calatar]

Pluto is a planet and no fucking useless bald guy in a lab coat is going to tell me otherwise! That's right scientists, until you discover teleportation devices you don't get to fucking talk to me.

Excuse me, but do you happen to be pressing buttons to send letters to a machine made out of billions of circuits which process information in cycles of under a nanosecond, which then transmits electrons at varying frequencies which are then stored as thousands of charges on another machine hundreds of miles away, which then translates those tiny bits of charge into words and displays them to thousands of people around the world on other machines, all within seconds of you typing it?

I say that since scientists provided the basis of the very technological society we live in, if they want to reclassify a planet a dwarf planet because it it is small, they can.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

M V E M J S U N

Martians Valiantly Evaluated the Mass of Jared's Scapula, and Ultimately the Nipples.

[small]PS. The constant whining and de-railing this thread into whining that Pluto is a planet, is pretty pathetic.[/small]

I like this one.

As for mine,

Moses Valiantly Eviscerated Mark Johnson's Sexy Ultimate Noodles.

 

[Cakes]

If Pluto is a planet, then Eris, Ceres, Makemake and Haumea are too.
So unless you want to include all of those, quite 'yer whining.
Hell, Eris is actually bigger than Pluto.

 

[LilGherkin]

Pluto should have a memorial outside the building where it was deemed not a planet.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Oh oh! I got one!

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto!

You'll never forget 'em now!

 

[Abengoshis]

Dwarf planet still has planet in it.

So dwarf planets should be included? Ok that means there's over 15 planets for him to remember...

 

[infested]

How about "My Very Erotic Mistress Just Showed Us Nudies" ?

 

[cleverlymadeup]

well there is an easy way to remember them, if you are musically inclined

Spoiler: Our Solar System as sung by Yakko, Wacko and Dot

 

[Trivun]

My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets

I don't give a damn what the scientists say about Pluto. I still class it as a planet, even if it is a dwarf planet. So I'll always go by the thing I was taught at school, as posted here.

 

[Baby Eater]

When I was your age Pluto was a planet too Now I feel old.
le snippit

i feel old all the time (i like nes >>)
durn kids with their U-phones and 8 planets. back in my day we were proud of that little pluto!