How to shut up a _______ in a second.

[Mcface]

How to shut up a liberal: Punch him in the face.

How to shut up a republican: Punch him in the face.

How to shut up a critic: Punch him in the face.

How to shut up a heckler: Punch him in the face.

How to shut up a weeabo: Tell him anime sucks. then PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.

 

[The Night Shade]

How to shut up Everyone:Fuck'em

 

[VanityGirl]

How to shut up a person who says "your mom".

"No, kid, I'm the one who tells you what your mom says"

Hasn't failed me yet.

 

[Danman1]

How to shut up anyone.
Duct tape, lots of it.

Why do that? A little bit of Chloroform is a lot less costly.

 

[Seriphina]

Trolling is an Art.

Correction
Trolling is a art*

 

[Anarchemitis]

How to shut up a person who says "your mom".

"No, kid, I'm the one who tells you what your mom says"

Hasn't failed me yet.

My response is "What is this, 2003?"

 

[laststandman]

How to shut up obnoxious kids on xbox live
mute them

 

[Lucifron]

How to shut up anyone who denies evolution in a second:

Neural-jack ala The Matrix "The Greatest Show on Earth" into their brains.

 

[AquaAscension]

How to shut up those really annoying Republicans who think they know everything.

"Care to elaborate?"

Most of them don't even know what elaborate means.

Now I'm not Republican, though I am Conservative. What you posted is the stereotype of Republicans are stupid and uneducated. Which isn't true. Such a thing wouldn't get me to shut up. I've been in threads "elaborating" until I had to leave because I had more important things to deal with, like going to class or eating.

Elaborate: To explain a subject further with detail.

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How to shut a Liberal up in a second.

Tell them to use a non-liberal source of information to disprove your argument.

If they do come back with information they claim isn't liberal, there is a 99.9% chance it is Liberal. Countless times I have looked up sources that Liberals have used after I used my shut up technique, and I have shot down every one.

They usually come back with some obscure source, but when I do research, I find that the trail leads to Liberals. The Liberal that brings the information back, thinks that since I am Conservative and most likely stupid, I won't actually take the time to do the research to disprove his source.

I have such huge problems with this argument that it's really not funny: what the hell is a liberal source? I suppose it'd be a source backed by people with money whose views are on the "liberal" side. Well, then what the hell is "liberal"? I hate this word with a passion. Liberal can be anything that the group opposing it doesn't like. Liberal used to be such a nice word until it was destroyed and its meaning corrupted by associating it with negative things. Rather than trying to cut down a single source, I'd suggest finding multiple sources. After all, if liberal sources are bad, then we must also agree that conservative ones (going along with the definition for liberal sources) are also bad. Politics is mind-numbingly devotional, way worse than religious "My god is better than your god" debates at times. Anyhow, neither a liberal nor a conservative source is good, bias gets in the way on both sides.

OT: How to shut up pompous high-horse poets:

 

[archvile93]

How to shut up those really annoying politicians who think they know everything.

"Care to elaborate?"

Most of them don't even know what elaborate means.

fixed it for you.

If you have someone on your team in a CoD match who is clearly hacking (he'll probably constantly remind everyone how awsome he is too), check if it's hard core mode. If it is, shoot him in the back of the head with a forty-four. Both your enemies and allies will thank you, I know.

 

[VanityGirl]

How to shut up a person who says "your mom".

"No, kid, I'm the one who tells you what your mom says"

Hasn't failed me yet.

My response is "What is this, 2003?"

To which I would reply: "Who are you, Fergie? That was so 2000 and late"

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

How to shut up a extremist atheist:
Remind him that the scientific process is about always accepting the possibility of being wrong.

that's a good one, but on the flip-side, how to shut up a Christian:

'Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?'

I got one for Christians. If God hates homosexuals why are they still alive? then follow with your argument.
And for people who say do you hate me because I'm ________? Just say oh yeah? I'm Jewish. 6 million of my people were murdered because someone hated us. We have been hunted, prosecuted, rioted against, hung, shot, murdered, raped, and altogether killed for 4000 years. That is hate, my friend. You were saying?
EDIT:For someone who says you're cheap, say "Your mom was cheap"
Note:I am Jewish, Happy Hannukah everyone

 

[Mr. Self Destruct]

how to shut up a yourself in a second:

gun

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

How to shut up PETA:

"Steak is fucking delicious. OM NOM NOM NOM."

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

How to shut up anyone.
Duct tape, lots of it.

Genius, sir. Sheer genius.
I find myself quite ninja'd.

OT: A peanut butter sandwich. Just try talking with a mouthful of that awesome.

 

[TheTaco007]

How to shut up a extremist atheist:
Remind him that the scientific process is about always accepting the possibility of being wrong.

It's based on the possibility of being PROVEN wrong.

 

[Dezmond]

How to shut me up

Flash your tits *females only.

 

[Silver Patriot]

How to shut up a person who says "your mom".

"No, kid, I'm the one who tells you what your mom says"

Hasn't failed me yet.

My friend has one. He would say "My mom's dead." Would usually shut the person up, turn everyone against him, and create a very awkward silence.

 

[mr_rubino]

How to shut up those really annoying Republicans who think they know everything.

"Care to elaborate?"

Most of them don't even know what elaborate means.

Now I'm not Republican, though I am Conservative. What you posted is the stereotype of Republicans are stupid and uneducated. Which isn't true. Such a thing wouldn't get me to shut up. I've been in threads "elaborating" until I had to leave because I had more important things to deal with, like going to class or eating.

Elaborate: To explain a subject further with detail.

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How to shut a Liberal up in a second.

Tell them to use a non-liberal source of information to disprove your argument.

If they do come back with information they claim isn't liberal, there is a 99.9% chance it is Liberal. Countless times I have looked up sources that Liberals have used after I used my shut up technique, and I have shot down every one.

They usually come back with some obscure source, but when I do research, I find that the trail leads to Liberals. The Liberal that brings the information back, thinks that since I am Conservative and most likely stupid, I won't actually take the time to do the research to disprove his source.

How to make a Republican ramble and make himself look like an extremist fool:
Get their "I know you are but what am I?" sense tingling.

 

[shadyh8er]

How to shut up a little kid:

"Santa isn't real!"

I once shut up an anime hater by asking him why he likes Pokemon.